Gordon, Texas Ranger

Watching Supernatural is really freaking hard when the emergency alert system is doing that infernal beeping for most of the ep. (I only remembered closed captioning halfway through.)

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celli, brace yourself. You're gonna LAUGH.

And another reason I will not be going to see Speed Racer (other than the fact that I couldn't stand the cartoon):

Dear Hirsch dude. Or whatever the hell your name is. Do not use big words and talk about your love of NASCAR, while wearing glasses, and get me all excited because for once we appear to have someone who knows something about the sport...

But oh no, he's just a good enough actor to sell his supposed interest until he makes a major goof.

(Note to celebs - there are two names in NASCAR amongst the current crop of drivers that you can not mess up. So don't talk about getting to meet the superstars of the sport, you know, Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Chuck Gordon. SERIOUSLY. WTF. Is he some grand martial arts, karate chopping racecar driver now? That really only happens in the movies. But it's even more amusing when you consider that Hirsch supposedly met JEFF at Texas.)