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Random Thing That Makes Me Grumpy

Yes, prostitution is illegal.

But "Kristen" did NOT bring down the governor of New York. Mkay, news folks? He did that himself!

He HIRED a prostitute! He funneled money to dummy corporations to hide his payments to a prostitution ring! He randomly showed up at hearings in Washington that he wasn't scheduled to speak at just so he could trip off to Washington and get his swerve on with a hooker! That is not her fault! So back off the hooker! What she did was illegal, but damn, she is not evil incarnate because her vagina dared to touch him!

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Reality TV

In non-grumpy news, Survivor was way awesome (I'm constantly amazed when James uses his head - my man learned!), Celebrity Apprentice is trying to give me an ulcer (because let's be honest, ( spoiler )

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ATTENTION NASCAR FANS

Stewart getting waxed on Monday - “Operation Wax Smoke”: After almost a year, Tony Stewart will finally be getting his back waxed on Monday night [March 17th] at an undisclosed top secret location. Kevin Harvick will fill-in for Stewart through out much of the show [8:00pm/et Sirius Satelitte NASCAR Radio Channel 128]. At some point during the show Kyle Petty will receive a check for $100k for the Victory Junction Gang Camp. Some of the folks scheduled to appear or call-in: Kevin and Delana Harvick, Ford Martin, Kyle Petty and Darrell Waltrip, plus you never know who may call in to check on Stewart's condition. Also Jimmie Johnson told Ford Martin, TSL's National Motorsports Correspondent, that if Ford pulled a piece of wax off Stewart's back, Jimmie would donate an extra 10k to Stewart's foundation.(3-14-2008)

That's right...TONY IS GETTING WAXED!!!!!

And that bit at the end makes me love Jimmie a little. I'll give him two weeks of not yelling at him as long as he doesn't wreck Junior. Or Vickers. Or Biffle.