Billboards

Somebody in advertising somewhere is SO gonna get fired for this one.



Especially considering the replacement board reads "Reason #88: New Car Smell". Quite frankly, the replacement board is way better and makes more sense. And is much cuter. (And doesn't result in Kelley Earnhardt Elledge having to call you.)

Racing Stripe

I have a racing stripe now.

Tis red on my green car. Kind of clashes.

Plus we had a shitty lunch (we have a coworker with an attitude problem who made lunch unbearable) and lunch was Chinese (which I am now certain is the only food I really, really don't like, because it was a very nice Chinese restaurant).

At least the guy was really nice who ran into me, and the damage is cosmetic. Just the stripe and wee dent.

I really feel like going home and being miserable now, because I'm so pissed about lunch (the coworker more than the food) and the fact that I'll now have to make a phone call and get my car looked at.

(On a side note, I almost got charged for a bottle of wine at lunch that I didn't get. I was amused to note that McMurray only costs $36. I'd have invested in a McMurray long ago if I'd known he was that cheap! Incidentally, that's a NASCAR joke.)