I'm a simple girl with an evil plan

NASCAR

"I know it probably won't happen, but it would be nice if Jimmie and Jeff quit sharing notes, started to hate each other and wrecked each other on the racetrack," fifth-place Chase driver Carl Edwards said. "It would really help the rest of us out." -- Miami Herald

Carl, dude...you're priceless.

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Ugly Betty Icon

One of Willy's quotes from last night stuck with me, so I had to make icons. (Naturally I saved my favorite one for myself. *g* Feel free to grab, because I'm proud of my lame ass work on these. I have no skills but these turned out better than I expected.)

Yuletide

Dear Yuletide Santa:

This is the first time for me, so please, be gentle. *G*

Okay, to get serious, I want to tell you in advance that you're awesome and it's great that you're doing this. I know that the odds are that you only matched me on one of the fandoms. I apologize for traumatizing you (if you'll be writing Batman or Coffee Prince fic) with the NASCAR RPF. Yep. It exists.

Coffee Prince: I'm an easy girl. Anything of any sort with Choi Han Kyul and Go Eun Chan makes me a happy, happy person. I love all of the characters, so have fun as you wish, but those two in particular...they're it for me.

Batman the Animated Series: I know I requested Bruce/Barbara/Dick (well, not threesomely, but those three characters), and I take the chance of getting Bruce/Dick fic, but I'd like to just mention that Batgirl/Barbara Gordon is my favorite character. For real. So even if you feel like writing Bruce/Dick slash, if you could just insert a little Barbara, it would make me happy.

NASCAR RPF: My guess is that if you're writing me NASCAR RPF, I probably know you. *g* So this is probably an easier task than most. That said, if I don't know you...you're screwed. LOL Okay, not really. But I did request Stremme/Montoya (because I haven't figured out how to write them yet, but they're practically canon with the mutual guy love), which may prove challenging. Just look for pictures like the one in my icon or interviews where Montoya rhapsodizes about Stremme's awesomeness. And the other request was more about making things easy, because any combination of Vickers/Mears/Sadler/McMurray leads to fun and hilarity.