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Dear child,
You are old enough to get what I am telling you - we don't have anything free.
Asking once is understandable. The second time you asked it was vexing. The third time? My answer is not going to change. Now please go and hang out with your parent (in another store) instead of using me as a way to while away your time while mom or dad shops. And no, you're not getting anything for free.
(I was nice and polite, but I swear, if I end up with kids that do that repeatedly in the future? On the third time of asking I'll be signaling for security to escort them back to mom and dad instead of being quite so polite.)
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OMG
Small child is talking about bass. FISH. While his mother shops.
SHOOT ME.
You are old enough to get what I am telling you - we don't have anything free.
Asking once is understandable. The second time you asked it was vexing. The third time? My answer is not going to change. Now please go and hang out with your parent (in another store) instead of using me as a way to while away your time while mom or dad shops. And no, you're not getting anything for free.
(I was nice and polite, but I swear, if I end up with kids that do that repeatedly in the future? On the third time of asking I'll be signaling for security to escort them back to mom and dad instead of being quite so polite.)
***
OMG
Small child is talking about bass. FISH. While his mother shops.
SHOOT ME.
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