Dear Alec Baldwin,
For real? You actually left this message on your 11-year-old daughter's voicemail? Jeez, asshole, talk about the fact that you're not going to win any "daddy of the year" prizes anytime soon.
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Dear Kim Basinger,
As for you, little missy, so your 11-year-old daughter gets a fantastically crappy message from her daddy and somehow it makes it to TMZ.com? Uh huh. You should have nailed him in court with it, not paraded it all over the tabloids. Nice one, idiot. Your kid has already got things screwed all over with a father who's acting like that. Like she needs mom outing her pain to the world.
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Dear Baldwin Daughter,
If you have an uncle who's sane, go live with him. Otherwise, ditch the lot and go find a normal family.
For real? You actually left this message on your 11-year-old daughter's voicemail? Jeez, asshole, talk about the fact that you're not going to win any "daddy of the year" prizes anytime soon.
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Dear Kim Basinger,
As for you, little missy, so your 11-year-old daughter gets a fantastically crappy message from her daddy and somehow it makes it to TMZ.com? Uh huh. You should have nailed him in court with it, not paraded it all over the tabloids. Nice one, idiot. Your kid has already got things screwed all over with a father who's acting like that. Like she needs mom outing her pain to the world.
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Dear Baldwin Daughter,
If you have an uncle who's sane, go live with him. Otherwise, ditch the lot and go find a normal family.
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