maveness: (NASCAR - Jamie in Black and White)
( Apr. 11th, 2007 09:02 am)
American Idol

Okay, let's start with the basics - if last year's theme of "Latin Night" was just a thinly veiled excuse to cover all Gloria Estefan songs, and it was an unmitigated disaster, it would behoove you, the contestants, to learn from that mistake and choose anything but a Gloria Estefan song. Unless, of course, you are Blake Lewis. Who understands rhythm, has a penchant for it, and who also has a limited vocal range, thereby meaning he probably would have rocked the Gloria Estefan.

(Let it be noted, my mother and grandmother hate Latin Night because, as my mother put it, "It's not so much about the singing as the performance." Which leads to the important part - how can any of them really and truly be successful if they can't pull off the performance? Then again, I'm of the belief that none of them have been exposed to anyone who isn't Gloria, and even with Gloria they missed the point.)

The Contestants )
maveness: (NASCAR - Time To Go)
( Apr. 11th, 2007 11:26 am)
Dude steals ATM. Dude accidentally loses prosthetic leg. Dude gets caught by cops.

Things that make for awesome stupid criminal stories:

1. Failed attempt at doing something illegal.

2. Loss of prosthetic limbs.

3. Loss of limb while trying to run, leaving the criminal rolling on the ground for the cops to capture.
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