Frickin Hell

One person is currently out of the office with the Norovirus. Another is getting ready to go home (he may be in the beginning stages). A third has a husband with the Norovirus who is out of work sick for the first time since she's known him. The first coworker? Her friend called because SHE had it as well.

Dear NC - please stay home when you get sick, as I really, really don't want the Norovirus.

(Local hospitals have actually warned people to not go to the emergency room unless it's an emergency because of the number of people in the waiting room with Norovirus.)

Of hatred and Tom Cruise

Dear Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller,

I hate you.

No, really, I do.

If I didn't hate you for movies like Mission: Impossible 2 or pretty much any movie that isn't Zoolander or Dodgeball, well, I'd hate you more now.

For real.

Seriously.

Way to go not only killing but maiming and dismembering and disembowling my childhood. Next thing they're going to say, there'll be a cameo by Nancy Drew. As played by...I don't know, Renee Zellwegger. (Or worse, as played by Uma Thurman, who would WORK as a 40-ish Nancy Drew, thereby making me hate them more for getting Nancy right and screwing up Frank and Joe so much.)