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Guilt	What is yours?	Explain yourself
Culinary:	Ritz crackers with Duke's sandwich relish	It's the like the most perfect combination of flavors (even more perfect than a chocolate McDonald's shake and fries). For whatever reason, the salty butteriness of the crackers and the bite and creaminess of the sandwich relish (which is relish combined with mayo I think), it's just this perfect little bite of food.
Literary:	Trashy romance novels	Okay, pardon the cringing, but I like trashy romance novels for the fact that I don't have to concentrate. Sometimes, when the day has been stressful, it's nice to indulge in a light bit of nothingness. But, I do have standards. I have a list of authors that I'll read, based on proven history of willingness to use phrases that are realistic instead of "mansword of love" when referencing the penis.
Audiovisual:	"Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle"	Want to feel happy? Watch Harold and Kumar! Seriously, it's not so much a guilt, because it's that funny.
Musical:	Celine Dion	I don't play her often, but when I'm in the mood for over the top with violins, in she goes.
Celebrity:	Lindsay Lohan	Because despite the fact that she's probably two steps away from death, it sucks that...she can act. If she'd shape up, she'd rock ten ways to Sunday. And I want to see her shape up, dang it!