The evil that is...

NASCAR

The declaration is being made now: Jamie McMurray is evil. The last hope civilization has lies in the hands of Jack Roush. He MUST keep Jamie and Kenseth separate as much as possible.

*nods*

Fanfest - Daytona, Tuesday Night

Host asks Biffle about if there will be any more Subway commercials.

Biffle: I hate to tell the fans, but there won't be any Subway commercials.

Fans: Awwwww

Biffle: But we did make one for Oreo...

Jamie (butting in): Did you have to use your tongue?

Fans: *laugh*

Jamie: Did you have to lick it?

Biffle: Yeah

Fans: *laugh more*

Jamie: Are you a good licker?

Biffle: Yeah

Fans: *laughing asses off*

Jamie: I didn't meant to make it sound dirty. The fans took it that way.

***

Announcer asks drivers what they'd be doing if they'd never driven for NASCAR.

Bobby Labonte: I'd like to be in demolition, because I like to blow things up. I like to destroy things. Who gives a crap about things being made beautiful, I want to blow 'em up.