Merry Christmas!

My contribution to the Christmas season.

NASCAR drivers sing "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

It's actually an older video (as evidenced by a lack of facial hair on Ellyut, plus the M&Ms racing suit). But really, there's nothing funnier than witnessing a complete and utter lack of rhythm by Biffle, Ellyut with the head-bobbing, Jeff Burton just speaking the part, Mikey and cue cards, and the joy of (just for comeawayeasy) Harvick and Bobby back to back.

Office Christmas Party

A letter to my coworkers,

The party starts at 12. You can all sit there and look like asses because you decided to eat at 11:30 when half the office wasn't here. That's your deal. Just face the fact that if you all screw yourselves out of participation in other aspects of the party, it's not our fault.

(And you better have left me some damn macaroni and cheese.)