Shoot me now

I can't believe I'm saying this or even interested either way but...I'm actually somewhat willing to pitch in some money for Britney Spears' divorce attorney so she can rip Federline to shreds.

Federline seeks sole custody of kids

He wants spousal support (no surprise there) and sole custody. Does he work? Nope. Party? Yep. Hell, we all know his only reason for going after the kids is to inflict emotional harm and use them as a negotiating tactic to get more money. He'll auction off his rights in order to live the lavish lifestyle he wants. I just hope the judge nails his ass for idiocy.

Yeah, shoot me for caring. They were a crappy, idiotic couple, and everyone saw it coming, but those poor kids - they should get the parent that cares, at least.

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The things one finds when trying to torture coworkers.*

THIS LINK NSFW - but dang if it doesn't make you scratch your head and say 'huh'?

Seriously, that was a magazine? For reals?

ETA: Why the hell is this dude's johnson GLOWING?

*Male coworker pranked another coworker. She's newer and he felt she didn't have enough up in her office. Being a "creative" environment, these guys don't get boundaries. So he put up a poster of a woman in a bikini in her office. And a bikini calendar. She's not happy. Which is when I informed her, it's about revenge! So I'm trying to find a buff male body that we'll past over the chicklet's body, a pirate hat, and then we'll draw on a mustache, and while he's at lunch we'll put it in his office. No nude men, though. Just body builders.

Pranks - oh the fun.

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Prank War

In our office we have a few guys who are notorious for pranking other coworkers. The pranks might be subtle, but they're often irritating. Setting a person's computer to announce the time every five minutes, at full volume. Changing screensavers.

Today, Coworker A was pranked. She's new, fresh out of college. She's also fairly conservative and hasn't fully experience the depravity that sometimes abounds in groups of males who egg each other on. They tend to forget the laws of sexual harassment.

Coworker B, having lamented time and again the lack of decoration in Coworker A's office, took it upon himself to decorate for her. With bikini clad women.

( Pictorial evidence herein )

Coworker A was not happy. Needless to say, she was fuming somewhat. Not on the level of wanting to get a supervisor involved, but she couldn't believe he'd find it appropriate to do that to her.

So I told her - go for revenge.

Much of this would be categorized as a prank by me. Initially we planned on finding a hunky body to put over the woman's body, then we'd put on a pirate hat and paint on a mustache. Unfortunately, we couldn't find a man's body big enough for a two page spread. In the process of looking I found some bodybuilder photos and a new idea was spawned.

Bodybuilder wallpaper.

It's simple but effective. Paper one entire wall with pictures of bodybuilders. It's vaguely horrifying if you get the ones who have obviously been indulging in the steriods too long. (Or if you add one from the 70s that includes the pornstache.)

( The wallpaper )

Note the guy in the middle. He's our favorite. In that "OMG who does that to their body, gag me", kind of way". In the midst of putting this up (Coworker A was only able to work on it for a few minutes, as she had a lunch meeting), a third coworker came in, saw what we were doing, and offered her three cents.

( Family photos )

Isn't that shot in the "Family Memories" frame a nice touch?

Then she mentioned something about putting one on the wall over his computer. To which I responded "It should be signed from Brock".

( Brock below the cut )

That same coworker stuffed some pictures in his carryall, then we scattered more throughout his files.

Since, we've had pretty much every coworker laughing their asses off. Including the head honchos.

And he turned completely red in the face and declared a war...with Coworker A.

Need some info

Prank Suggestions Needed

Because one should be proactive...

I need your best prank suggestions.

Best prank you've perpetuated, heard of, can think of, anything that can be done. My dad felt we should have added to the pictures with a super-skinny guy in a speedo hidden somewhere. Then he went on a tear about more possible pranks. Which has lead to list-compiling.

Girly up his work space (lots of pink and frilly and feathers and glitter)
Aluminum foil his office
Packing peanuts
Strange letters from all over the country
Rubber bouncy balls all over his office (or in his car)
Maxi pads stuck to the inside of his pants (works only on business trips)
Drawing on his head if he falls asleep at desk (works only if he's bald)

Give me your best suggestion! No prank is too big or too little - remember, all pranks have elements that can be incorporated into other pranks.