The Perp Has Been Caught
The moron that stole my mother's wallet from her store has been caught. The genius of course was stealing to support his drug habit. He was caught in the act when attempting another robbery - this time while high as a kite.
Seems high as a kite also leads to singing like a canary.
The idiot had just enough in his system to lubricate his tongue, leading to a confession of his crimes. Sadly this did not include a list of his accomplices. Seeing as he's the "brave" one that actually steals things (instead of the others who merely waltz into stores with a woman's credit card that's obviously not them), I think this puts a dent in the operation. I doubt another will step up to do the stealing now.
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Also, irritation at work situations has led to the consumption of three Cokes today. I grabbed a fourth but have failed to open it. I plan on resisting. I know it's futile, but maybe I can make the Coke wait until the a.m.