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Title: Oh How He Weeps
Fandom: NASCAR
Characters: Elliott Sadler, Jamie McMurray
Notes: Blame Elliott's English, for which I weep.

(Phone rings, Elliott looks at display, quickly picks up)

ELLIOTT: Hey.

JAMIE: Elliott, we have to have a talk.

ELLIOTT: About what?

JAMIE: The interview with NASCAR.com.

ELLIOTT: What about it?

JAMIE: You were "ventilating" to friends?

ELLIOTT: Yeah...so?

JAMIE: Ventilating?

ELLIOTT: What's the matter Jamie, you scared of big words?

JAMIE: I'm buying you a dictionary. Consider it an early Christmas present.

ELLIOTT: What's wrong with "ventilating"? It's how I blow off steam...

(Click)

ELLIOTT: Jamie? Damn. Guess he just can't take a little local color.