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NASCAR Pie Fight

World Record Attempt

EvilKenseth is going to be in the Guiness Book of World Records. That is AWESOME. What cracks me up is, the world record for thrown pies hitting someone (was it in the face?) in a minute was 15. Kyle Busch got nowhere NEAR the record (he managed 5 - but he had Regis). Jimmie got 14. Kevin got 15. Denny got 16. EvilKenseth got 17. Go EvilKenseth! (It's easy when you're aiming at Kelly, though.)

NASCAR Picspam

Spammage!

(Yep, more cleaning off the computer.)

( Tony Raines looking HOT )

( Harvick - Reese's )

( Miscellaneous )

( Kasey Kahne in Snuggle Wear )

( Jimmie Johnson )

( Earnhardts, en masse )

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I was fully prepared to rant about the local school system and their moronic view on School Resource Officers (they're throwing a fit because the sheriff decided tasers were a better option than guns - because tasers will mean the SROs hurting the students more). If they can't make the sheriff take away those tasers and just use guns, then they'll take the SROs out completely! Because nothing says "brilliant" like leaving all the students who do behave open to the one that will go nutso and do something dangerous and illegal every once in a while.

See, I could rant about that all day.

But I'm not gonna.

Instead, I'm going to fret because I had spinach on a sandwich yesterday (I'm so gonna die from e. coli! Or, as my caffeine lacking brain said this morning to bubblesbrnaid, "ebola".), feel bad for Anna Nicole Smith, cheer on the boys at Richard Childress Racing, scope the Project Runway final four collections obsessively, and finally, plot ways to stop Victoria Beckham from ever wearing red lipstick again.