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How to steal a stock car.

That video was apparently supposed to be part of a commercial. Guy sneaks past everyone in Victory Lane, climbs in the stock car and drives off with it. Except no one told security at the track. In fact, no one told the actual driver of the car. Only a few officials at the track had knowledge of what was going on.

And you know, I almost feel bad for the actors that are supposed to be stealing the car. Because they took a beating. Word of advice, don't take that gig ever again.

(About halfway through is when it gets good. The guy in the black firesuit pulling the "thief" out of the car is the car's actual driver's brother. Hence being a whole lotta pissed.)

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My eyes just crossed (due to staring at the computer screen at a truly confusing document), so I'm taking a moment to bop in and say that I have something truly enlightening to reveal.

YOu know those granny panties? The ones with the built in panel in front to "slim and shape"? That cover you to points well past your navel and make even the scrawniest of women look like she has massive hips?

I'm wearing some. The important part of that description, though, was "slim and shape". I own two items of clothing that require lycra underneath so that the cloth drapes right. I finally had to accept that there's no point in buying a really, really pretty dress if even the slightest pooch to the tummy is unsightly. Shaping garment on and the pooch is smoothed (not gotten rid of, just shaped nicely) and the clothing drapes properly.

Damn it, though. Why couldn't I have been built like Marilyn Monroe?

Cobbler!

To the brilliant person that invented Chocolate Cobbler, I love you. I also hate you.

*groans and clutches tummy*

But it was SO GOOD.