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I am nothing if not a sucker for really bad/weird reality TV. But not the stupid dating ones where people scream and hate on one another and compete for a loathsome individual incapable of stringing sentences together, or shows that revolve around staying in some stupid hotel with psychos (oh, you mean "nice, pretty people"?) for a couple of months.

I mean America's Got Talent.

Simon Cowell?

Regis Philbin?

David Hasselhoff?

Really, how can you deny the trifecta of wonder that is that? Yeah, Brandi is on there too, but really, does anyone expect Moesha or some random British judge to be anything more than eye candy (or prescription drug abusing loonies)? It's all about the Hasselhoff. Seriously. Judging a talent competition!

Grammy award-winner and television star Brandy (Moesha) actor, singer and executive producer David Hasselhoff (Baywatch, Knight Rider), and U.K. television/media personality Piers Morgan have been named as judges for NBC's upcoming talent competition series America's Got Talent from Simon Cowell (American Idol) and FremantleMedia (American Idol).

Hosted by television legend Regis Philbin (Live with Regis and Kelly), the series will have its two-hour broadcast premiere on Wednesday, June 21 (8-10 p.m. ET). The regular telecast time of America's Got Talent will be Wednesdays, 9-10 p.m. ET; (30-minute results shows will air on Thursdays beginning July 13, 8:30-9 p.m. ET).

Simon Cowell, you make my heart bleed with happiness.

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Kill me now. A coworker just sent out an email with pictures of puppies. Not just random cute puppies doing cute puppy things - oh no, these are cute puppies needing a home.

I will not adopt a chocolate lab mix puppy. I will not! I can't afford to! (But it's so CUTE!)

And there's one that is just so mellow looking...aw!