Booty has it's own neighborhood

Why the hell is there a KNOT IN MY ASS? Side of the butt? Knot. Muscle cramp. Thereby proving that my ass is apparently it's own separate being, as it's capable of getting a knot in it.

*grumble*

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I apparently am sucking at packing to move. Randomly this weekend I'd start grabbing things (in an organized manner) and stuffing them in boxes. Which means I have 1/4 of my books packed, the DVDs and some tapes packed, and candles/tchotchkies. That's it. Seriously, the amount of crap NOT packed, and the number of boxes just inside my door? I'm going insane. I need to just jump in and DO. Will make myself get in there tonight and get something done. Really. I will.

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Oh, and BIFFLE!!!!!

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Also, it has been decreed by the balance of the universe that my sister, should she ever get pregnant, have twins. A boy and a girl. Because the two other pregnant women in my life? Boy and girl! Hee.

Xanax and Big Mac the Naked Rampaging Do Make

Man goes on rampage after Xanax, Big Mac

According to reports, Cameron had just returned home from a local McDonald’s restaurant when he took off his clothes, broke a mirror, jumped through a bathroom window and ran through the neighborhood screaming that he was crawling with snakes and spiders.

I have to live with this crazy, so you should read it.

Locally there was a case last Sunday of a man running naked and bloody through his neighborhood at 1 am, trying to break into neighbors' homes and damaging property. The claims? That he had a panic attack due to one Xanax and maybe some McDonald's food (okay, so it was that he took the Xanax while eating at McDonald's, so no claims of actual food issues).

Best quote?

"He was messed up,” (Sherriff Litchard) Hurley said. “I don’t think one Xanax done that, and I don’t believe the food from McDonald’s done that.”

(Seriously, though, one guy pulled back the blinds to see what the commotion was outside and there were bloody handprints on his window. Who wouldn't freak over that?)

And now he's been charged with damaging property.

Cameron allegedly caused about $200 in damages at the 220 Legend Drive home of Joe and Gloria Terry, where he is accused of smashing lawn statutes, light fixtures and a plant column, an warrant stated.

HE KILLED THE GNOMES. (Or the penal code. I'm not sure which. Also, a "w" is a vowel now? Which means "an" should be used before "warrant"?)

Neighbors literally were up in arms over the incident, with several of them coming out of their homes with guns that morning to see what was the matter, Montgomery said.

Country folk confronted at 1 am by a naked bloody man running around? Heck yeah! Target practice! (Although I'm still with the guy that had his 3-year-old granddaughter spending the night - dude comes back, he's getting his ass shot.)