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Dear RSS news feed in my email,

Please stop asking me if I'm normal! I'm not! LOL

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Dear Jeff Gordon,

Um, so I kind of find your reaction to going flying out of a golf cart funny. At least you poke fun at yourself. Please explain to Kurt Busch how to be less offensive, because it's a lot easier to nicely not like a driver than it is to flat out hate a driver. Less stress for me if Kurt learned to be not offensive and therefore I don't have to freak every time he gets near Harvick or Biffle.

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Dear Jimmie Johnson,

Laugh like that all the time. Harvick likes the laughter. (Just not while naked.)

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Dear Kevin Harvick,

While the Chicken Dance Song is certainly a fine way to spend the waning hours of a race, I hate to be the one to inform you but...you can't sing.

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Dear Brian Vickers,

I'd corrupt you.

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Dear NASCAR,

Could you kinda, sorta, maybe just let us know that you're going to score Truex in a different position before Tuesday? Because it was a Saturday race! Now I have to redo all those points! *pouts*

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I'm bored this afternoon (well, actually I'm not, there's plenty of work going on, I just need quick distractions on occassion), so I'm starting...

ICON WARS

I'll start it with

Danielle throws an apple at you! Fire back! Give me your best shot!