Dear construction worker on the first floor:
This is not American Idol. It is not necessary to sing incessantly at the top of your lungs, so much so that I can hear it on the second floor (clearly, every word). Really. You don't have to sing to us.
Plus, if you insist on singing, I will insist on leaning out the window, faking a British accent, and telling you exactly what I think of your singing, enough so that Simon Cowell would blush.
(Oh great. Now he's apparently moved on from singing the words "we're gonna make it after all" to something by Aerosmith. Although I did just hear a request by a coworker for "Lean On Me". They all must DIE.)
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Speaking of American Idol, I love me some Paris. Little girls that sing Billie Holliday RULE. (Now I need a picture of her cute little self.)
This is not American Idol. It is not necessary to sing incessantly at the top of your lungs, so much so that I can hear it on the second floor (clearly, every word). Really. You don't have to sing to us.
Plus, if you insist on singing, I will insist on leaning out the window, faking a British accent, and telling you exactly what I think of your singing, enough so that Simon Cowell would blush.
(Oh great. Now he's apparently moved on from singing the words "we're gonna make it after all" to something by Aerosmith. Although I did just hear a request by a coworker for "Lean On Me". They all must DIE.)
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Speaking of American Idol, I love me some Paris. Little girls that sing Billie Holliday RULE. (Now I need a picture of her cute little self.)
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