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I love the headline at Jayski.

"McMurray to run Smirnoff in a few races"

*sniffles* Brings back thoughts of the olden days. Except now they're running the legal liquor.

Random question

Anyone out there able to teach me how to say "Sorry, I'm not psychic." in French?

(Dear French lady - you're decently nice every time you call, but for the past two years you've been unwilling to go to voicemail. I understand you're across the ocean. Time differences are time differences, and you're doing your best to work within those parameters. But we've already told you we're not advertising in your publication this year (not our call, it's our client's call). So calling here every day will do no good. Refusing voicemail and trying to convince me you need to speak to L. also does no good. And asking me how long L. will be on the phone with her mother whose husband just died yesterday will also not do any good, as I am not psychic and do not know. Your accent is charming, but voicemail is voicemail no matter the continent. L. will be emailing you later, though!)

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*squeals* It's official! It's official! Kvapil to the 32!

*twirl*

WAFFLE!!!!!

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I had to go with my sister to the porn store last night. She was Christmas shopping for my brother-in-law. She started talking out loud about what he'd like. I threatened violence. Then I pointed out the whips and the harness on the wall.

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One of my coworkers has a pug puppy at home. We're working the "bring puppy back after lunch" angle.

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For mass amusement. Or just my own. (Hey, it was busy at work and now it's slow. Feast or famine.)

NASCAR driver by day, hobbit by night.



"Really Johnny, I'm not the bat boy."



"And then Tony lit my pants on fire and...OMG! Johnson and Harvick are kissing! Over there! OMG!"