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Dear coworkers:

Please remove the following from the break room.

Godiva chocolates
Cashews
Peanut butter brownies
Chocolate chip cookies
Oatmeal cookies

For I am this close to eating way too much. The only thing saving me are the salads at lunch.

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Dear coworker who's "too busy":

I have a baseball bat and an attitude (and permission from a partner to hurt you). Do your timesheets. Because it's end of the year, we have billing to do, and your excuses don't hold water when you've been sitting around discussing movies for 30 minutes.

Oh, and you have a package up front, but I'm not required to tell you it's here, since it's not work related and you're "too busy".

ETA: Oh look. He turned in his timesheets. Both of them.

I'm still not telling him that big box is his.

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Dear boss:

Please inform people that you are going to be out for several weeks with hip replacement surgery. Please! Because when they start asking for you next week? There'll be problems.

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At lunch I am getting: a magazine and Serenity. Woohoo!

(no subject)

Have PMS.

Went to Target.

Went to Barnes and Noble.

Went to McDonalds.

At no point actually killed any of the little old people, the idiots who can't form a line, the entire families doing their Christmas shopping at lunchtime, or any random Target employee (for the fact that if you buy Serenity AND BSG season 2, you get $10 off, but of COURSE BSG season two they aren't stocking).

Am grouchy.

Open email. Have received 6 months paid LJ time from bubblesbrnaid. *floves on B* Be glad we're not actually in the same room right now, cause I'd SO hug you. And you wouldn't be able to escape! Bwahahahahaha! (Yes, mine is an evil laugh.)

(no subject)

Anybody know of a picture of Jensen Ackles on a horse? A more current picture of such? (Not from his gay porn star days of being on soap operas.)

(no subject)

Someone please explain to my boss that sending out Christmas cards three days before the holiday weekend is stupid.

*grrr*

Especially when we have legitimate business I need to do. And she keeps asking about the cards. Do them yourself already! You procrastinated! Get with it!

ETA: Document to edit for you? Fine. But what is wrong with tabbing! Use the tab key! Stop putting 50 million spaces on something just to get it centered!

ETA2: I would like it noted: making changes to a document on your desktop, when I've already edited the version saved to the server, defeats the purpose of having me proofread it the first time. So if you have typos, lady? Screw it. Your problem.

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Yes, this is becoming Work Ranting Day.

Let's hand Heather edits! On documents we've been working on for days! But because our desks are messy, we're handing old versions to Heather to edit!

Add to this the Jackhammer O' Doom that sounds like a mutant 50-foot woodpecker is attacking the building, plus phone calls that will not stop, timesheets and Christmas cards...

I'll be so glad to get home tonight.

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For a positive thing, Deal or No Deal is an amusing show. For the idiots who don't know how to play the odds and for Howie Mandel and his germophobe fist knocking. It also makes for good entertainment while wrapping presents or crocheting.