(no subject)

*scratches head*

Please explain where the hell this came from.

Title: Uninvited
Fandom: NASCAR
Pairing: Wait and see

( Get over it already )

***

I don't do angst. I have to remember to stop myself next time before writing something like this. Feeling kind of discombobulated now.

ETA: Someone please make the Tony Stewart/Ryan Newman plot bunny go away. It has Ryan Newman VERY matter of factly explaining that he has "feelings" (it's Ryan, I can't associate any emotion but anger with Ryan) for Tony and then the actual mechanics of anal sex. Which is just freaking me the hell out (and mental Tony, who has never spoken up before, so I blame tourofduty and her fabulous Stewart/Biffle marathon for making him talk). Mental Tony is actually flipping out and quite wild eyed. You know, inventory is good right now. I'll do inventory.

(no subject)

A conversation with Harvick.

( This is what happens when I open Word to type, and all the bunnies are weird bunnies. I let Kevin talk me out of it. )

(no subject)

Dear customers:

I am fully aware that you have Senior Projects to finish. And that you need punch out letters and presentation boards. You've called plenty of times to ask questions and let me know.

Now, please get here by 1:45, because my ass is NOT staying late today. I have a date. At 5. That I'm 99% sure is going to end up with sex and nakedness. I would prefer to be getting properly groomed at 2:15, not sitting around on my ass waiting for you to decide what border goes with the letters and theme. 'Kay?

In conclusion, sex = yes, work = no after 2. So haul ass already!