Smallville/Survivor/CSI

( Smallville - Includes Spoilers for Future Eps )

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( Survivor )

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( CSI )

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Of the NASCAR and TMI.

Last night I was flipping through the October issue of NASCAR Illustrated. I bought it for a Jamie McMurray story. I've gone into shredding it for wrapping fodder come December.

In the process (and my sister and bubblesbrnaid can attest to my horror, because I immediately called them to share), I came across an article on Kyle Busch. I never read it to begin with. It's Kyle. Eh. Just not one of my drivers. Well, I'm looking for pictures of cars or drivers, and there he is, and I flip a page and...

Dear guy who designs the firesuits - how many times do I have to tell you? Black or brown on the bottom! Black or brown!

See, the story starts with Ricky Craven wrecking the Tide Ride a few years ago. He was climbing out of the car, and I found out that the firesuits adhere well. I learned things about Ricky Craven I never wanted to know. That's what a completely orange firesuit gets ya.

Well, this picture of Kyle Busch didn't include one leg still in the car. It was your standard straight on shot of him standing there. In the blue Kellog's firesuit. That is too tight.

I now know that Kyle dresses to the right. *shudder* And a vague idea of length (although whether we're talking "relaxed" length or "happy" length I couldn't tell you).

Seriously. Scrub my brain please. Ew! I like penis, but I like penis on men that are MEN (not 20 and very young looking) and that doesn't corrupt my sport. Even Junior penis would make me scream. *shudder*

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NASCAR picture fun. Graphics heavy.

( Jamie, you're very weird and goofy. Even Casey is having trouble not laughing at your hair. )

( The photographer had it in for Tony. )

( Geeks at the races! )

( Kyle Petty is tall. Very tall. Bobby Labonte is...not. )

( Why is that guy looking at Biffle's ass? )

( What do you MEAN I have to wear pink again in the 42? )

( Somebody needs a haircut. Or at least to stop immitating cartoon characters. )

I'm bad

This is a continuation of the NASCAR TMI from earlier today.

Even black doesn't hide everything. Makes it less obvious, yes. But if the camera catches the right angle (and the size of the picture is large enough)...beware!

( Cut for your innocent eyes, folks )

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*rolls*

Okay, I just got told on Match.com that I look like Gillian Anderson.

*giggles*

Where's my Mulder! I want sex! And then, you know, I'll kick his ass and make him go to therapy.