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I blame mine on Pride and Prejudice and NASCAR.
There was a wedding. Of the ex-best friend. I don't have a clue who she was marrying, but there was a wedding and I was there. Suddenly, someone else who is a close friend (and had dark hair - I'm still trying to figure out the identity of this person because I never even talked to them) was getting married. Through much snooping I found out that all these marriages on one day were in fact a highly complicated, carefully orchestrated plot to get me married. To a perfect stranger. Because apparently I'd been taking too long.
But I outsmarted them. Oh yes I did.
The receptions are being held at a church fellowship hall, and as I'm wading through toward the kitchen (I'd been summoned - they were going to introduce me immediately to the guy they'd chosen for me, which was scary considering my mother was involved) when I grabbed my best friend (dream best friend) and told him to go with the flow, he was going to pretend that we're getting married.
So yeah, I got out of an arranged marriage by telling everyone that Jamie McMurray and I were getting married and then running like hell from the room.
I'm still trying to decide which was more disturbing: the fact that he was cool with the idea (of faking out the sneaky people), the fact that he was in the Texaco/Havoline firesuit, or the fact that in my dream I actually did make him the same height as me, which he is. (Okay, so the part where he's the same height as me is the freakiest. Dreaming reality is just...freaky!)
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