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Tagged by deeablo:

1. Go into your LJ archive
2. Find your 23rd post
3. Find your 5th sentence (or closest to it)
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions
5. Tag 5 people on your friend list

So I then go back and write the beginning of the story.

*snort* Oh yeah, so interesting, that one. But considering it was talking about my lost RedClark/Chloe/Lex threesome fic...*eg*

I tag:

pmgoose
bubblesbrnaid
tenel (because she loves memes)
koshka_the_cat
bitterment

*sporks the idiots*

My idiot isn't on par with bubblesbrnaid's idiot, but she did well all on her own in less than 15 seconds.

I answer the phone for the web designer who has an office here. His office alone. He's the only employee.

ME: "SSS Company."

IDIOT: "Mrs. Johnston?" *giggle*

ME: "Uh...no."

IDIOT: "Oh, um, is Mr. Johnston available?"

ME: "He is out of the office until Monday."

IDIOT: "Is he on vacation?" *giggle*

ME: (wondering what crack this chick is smoking with the giggling) "I'm sorry, but I'm not at liberty to divulge such information."

IDIOT: "Okay, can you take a message?"

ME: "Let me just put you in voicemail." (Meaning - before I reach through the phone and knock you senseless for 1) giggling like a little girl, 2) assuming that a man's wife is his secretary, 3) daring to ask why a person is out when it's not any of your damn business and 4) being a general idiot.

Dear lord

A guy just called our office because he's headed here for a meeting at 5:30.

He couldn't find us. Granted, we're a confusing building to find. The thing is? They gave directions with specific instructions to PARK IN THE PARKING DECK. This is because no one can come in through the front door since construction is going on on the first floor. The fool is driving up and down, asking me where we are, questioning my directions ("Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm sure. We've been here five years." Jeez.), and he managed to get yelled at by a pedestrian ("It's RIGHT THERE!"). He couldn't find the frickin' building standing in front of it! Gah!