American Idol

I actually typed this up last night, thanks to the beauty of having my computer back. So these are very much immediately after the fact comments. Oh, and they still hold true this morning. *g*

I would like to preface all discussions of American Idol’s 70s Dance Night with the following information: I hate this theme.

( American Idol: Boogie Oogie Oogie Edition )

Other Tuesday Night Offerings

( Gilmore Girls )

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( The Amazing Race, Including Next Week's Previews )

Still available

The Favorite Character Meme is still open with a few left to guess.

Still up for grabs are:

X-Files
Lone Gunmen
Superman
X-Men
Batman
Desperate Housewives
Battlestar Gallactica

(Looking at the comments on that entry will probably help narrow down the field.)

Drugs and Crazy Don't Mix

Dear Mr. High Man,

I know the marijuana told you it was a good idea, but really, calling a website developer because you want to copyright your robot was just...no.

As far as the idea of mailing it to yourself...yes, that does mean it will "be out there."

Robots. Seriously, why?

Sincerely,
Maveness

Too funny not to share

Many thanks to all the folks at Jennifer Crusie's site for compiling this list.

The Romance Heroine Rules

Compiled by members of the JenniferCrusieFans List
If I am ever a Romance Heroine, I will not:

1. Go up in my nightie to see what all that screaming in the attic is about. (Jenny)

2. Have a baby and not tell the father to protect him and his future. (Jenny)

3. Decide to barge into a dangerous situation just to show him! (Corrina)

4. Tell the hero I'm a virgin as I'm about to have some really incredible sex. (Corrina)

5. Let my breasts taunt and/or tease the hero. (Jenny)

6. See him talking to another woman and turn it into a Flaming Affair without asking him about it. (Jen)

7. Go into the basement to see what that strange noise was. (Beth)

8. Permit my bosom to heave, especially while wearing a bodice. (Beth)

9. Ever permit my bodice to be ripped, though I may rip it myself. - (Beth)

10. Wear a bodice. (Beth)

11. Be more beautiful, thin, and/or rich than anyone else on the planet. (Cindy)

12. Conceal my identity, or if I already have, put off telling him who I really am. (Darla)

13. Have the longest legs the hero's ever seen, especially if I'm only five foot tall. (Darla)

14. Borrow clothes that are too snug in the bosom. - Darla

15. Be at the absolute pinnacle of my profession when I'm 22. (Darla)

16. Get in front of the hero and his gun when the villain is confronting us

17. Limit...the breathy pauses in...my sentences...to only one...a phrase. (lslcw)

18. Have a "creamy" anything. (cyn/blinky)

19. Have sex with a hero who has a "velvet covered manhood" because of the annoying lint this would create. (liberryshortcake)

20. Keep reminding the hero that I am independent and can take care of myself, while constantly getting into situations where he has to "save" me. (Carolyn)

21. Insist I am independent then allow the hero to dictate my life. (Jen)

23. Struggle futilely to break free from the hero's punishing embrace before being overcome with desire. Either I want him, in which case I should not be fighting, or I don't want him, in which case I should break his nose, foot, finger, and anything else handy. Enough with the wimpy struggles. (Jen)

24. Tell all my suspicions to the nice looking, totally sympathetic "other" man only to find out he's the killer. (TheTwoJeans)

Doing my best

Because really, we *must* post again today (really, we must).

I decided, seeing as reading any kind of WB write up inevitably leads to knowing everything about that ep (cause really, AlMiles are kind of obvious writers), I decided, take the descriptions and see what mayhem that would never make TV I can come up with.

( Finale Spoilers Within )