Fun time!

Somebody at CNN is having way too much fun with headlines today.

CNN Homepage

"Astronauts stretch legs, install arm, find goo"

Isn't that painful? And whose arm did they use? Lastly, ew! Goo!

"Too many Does spark probe of Scouts"

So, randomly, "does" is capitalized? Are we talking deer here, or am I missing the story?

"Man begs wife's forgiveness in $17,000 ad"

Screw the forgiveness. I want to know what he did. Who'd he screw? How'd she catch them?

"Boys arrested for stick figure drawings"

I've been in fandom too long. I thought for sure they were dirty stick figures, not violent.

Memage!

I have PMS, so I want to do the ranting meme. But! I have a rule. No politics, no religion, no social or economic. I want non-serious things to rant on. *g*

1) Comment with any subject that you would like me to rant on, with possible swearing involved. Any subject. But do be careful -- you might want me to rant against something, and I might rant on its behalf.

2) Watch my journal for your rant.

3) Post this in your own journal, so that you may rant for others. (Or don't, it's your lj.)

Bye Bye Bye

Track Smack: The Boy Band Edition

There are actual N'Sync lyrics folks. I'm not kidding (but I am laughing).

A sampling of the beautiful snarkage:

Lee Montgomery: Anyone who skips this test is foolish.

Ryan Smithson: No one is, really. No one big, anyway.

Marty Smith: Jeff Gordon is not big, Smithson. He's only about 140 pounds.

Ryan Smithson: Jeff Gordon is 140 pounds while holding two cans of paint.

Marty Smith: While wearing a body-length fur coat, after jumping in the Atlantic.

Lee Montgomery: One hundred and forty pounds of all driver.

Dave Rodman: All you need to do is take a look at Jason Leffler, or Bobby Hamilton Jr. to know that size does not a driver make.

Lee Montgomery: Can you see Jeff in a Super Fly suit?

Marty Smith: We saw him as Ricky Funk, didn't we?

Rants

( For Researchminion )

( For Savage Midnight )

( For Dragonsinger )

*squeal*

I'm currently clutching MacGyver in my greedy little hands.

Mac!!!!!!

Which reminds me...

RDA, that is one seriously bad haircut. I never thought I'd say this but...season one hair was actually worse than the mullet.