Power Rankings: In Which There Is Dukes Of Hazzard MockingJimmie Johnson: Jimmie, it might help your title chances somewhat to offer Kevin Harvick some cash to stay home this weekend. Think of it as an investment in a title, not a financial loss.
There are so many things I could say. So. Many. NASCAR, please don't make this easy on me.Dale Earnhardt Jr.: The team elected to save a few pounds by not running with a spare battery on board. Actually, this is the team’s fault, because Dale Jr. saved eight pounds of weight by cutting his hair two weeks ago, so they could have reinstalled a spare battery.
Note to E. Sadler...please employ the same strategy.Joe Nemechek: 01 – We don’t care if you have scored more points in the last six races than Jeff Gordon. In its prime, The General Lee was still the faster No. 01. But only when driven by Bo. Luke was not a good driver.
Squee!!!!Kasey Kahne: We got good news for ya, Kase. Lindsey Lohan is available. Maybe you can star with her in her next movie: Mean Stewart.
Oh now, that's just mean. Now, if that had involved running *over* Lindsey Lohan in the number 9 Dodge...that would be funny.Rusty Wallace: His daughter is dating Jamie McMurray, which is cool, because Jamie’s probably pretty lenient about letting Rusty get some laps back.
I would like to take this moment to boggle. *boggle*Dale Jarrett: Like Bobby Labonte, he’s facing the potential end of his nine-year winning streak. Which can mean only one thing – the mustache needs to make a return in 2005.
Nooooo!!!!!! Please, someone, get the man some green argyle socks! Stat!Kevin Harvick: He had some run-ins with Johnson at Darlington. Johnson says they haven’t talked yet, mainly because Harvick’s car stopped way the hell out in Turn 2, and man, that’s a long walk out there.
*cough*Lover's quarrel*cough* The make up sex is going to be a bitch.