Woohoo!

It's Bondage Wednesday!

*dances*

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Dreams involving Dale Earnhardt Jr. should not also involve American Idol-like competitions. It's wrong. There should be porn.

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( Gilmore Girls )

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CMA Awards

Martina McBride! She won Best Female Vocalist. Or Female Vocalist of the Year. Whatever. She can wipe the floor with the other women. Plus she sang God's Will, which made me bawl, along with the entire audience.

Keith Urban! Go on with your hot self. Yes, I adore you, despite the fact that you're rockerish hot, have long hair, and are blond. I'm thinking the Aussie angle counteracts that nicely. I'm very forgiving for an Aussie. (Plus the things you do for a pair of jeans. Rowr) The crying was too cute as well. Yes, I'm pretty sure that one of the other guys should have won, but don't argue with the voting.

Am I the only person on the planet who doesn't get the "controversy" over Big & Rich's song? It was a song about defying categories and norms in music. Infuse country with other styles. So what if there's a 6'5" black man in a cowboy hat and Superman t-shirt rapping? Hello! What do we call Toby Keith's "Wanna Talk About Me"? A 6'5" white man in a cowboy hat rapping. *eye roll*

Dear Shania Twain,

Go away.

Sincerely,
Maveness

Lord have mercy

Dear Keith Urban,

You're hot. And you have a great ass for those jeans you wear. And hey, playing a musical instrument well (and really, I could make that an extremely lewd double entendre if you like) will always get my attention.

But do you have to go for the jugular? The ballads. Yeah, I bought your CD based entirely on your win at the CMAs. The heartbreak songs are just...they're killing me! In the kind of manner that makes me want to grab the nearest guy and ravage him (although I'd be pretending the entire it was you...really, I would).

So please let my hormones breathe. I'm already going to have to deal with Bondage Wednesday. I don't need to add you to the list of Hot Men Who Need To Be Bound To My Bed. It would get *too* crowded. Tommy takes up a lot of space, and Junior doesn't play fair.

Sincerely,
Maveness

Rock!

Steve McQueen!

I also bought The Very Best of Sheryl Crow at lunch. Just for this song. Which I really need to play really loudly in my car, because Junebug is dying to be a racecar.

*eg* Be prepared 220, I'm coming!

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Cars!

Pixar. Animated movie about stock car racing. Of course the cars are what it's all about. *giggle* And, um, the tow truck that says "Daggum" just right.