Moment of Awwww!!!

Dear Dean Cain's kid:

You? At four years old, you have the right idea buddy. *hugs*

Sincerely,
Maveness

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From TV Guide Online's interview with Dean Cain:

TVGO: Does your son love baseball?
Cain: Oh, yeah. But he calls all sports "baseball." I mean, I really don't think he understands what daddy does for a living. I put on a tie and dress shirt and he says, "Daddy working." He puts on his nice shirt and says, "Me working, too." Then I put on a baseball shirt and tell him I am going to work, so he really can't figure it out. I work so much and he has seen me in so many incarnations that he's like, "My dad's a fireman, a priest, a superhero.... "

TVGO: What does he think of his daddy being the Man of Steel?
Cain: He saw the show once about a year ago. He looked at it for a second. Superman was flying and he's watching it and then Clark Kent comes running in and he goes, "Ah... Daddy."

I love NASCAR

Track Smack

God, I love Track Smack.

Today's features: Who's the Whitest, Wee Kasey Smack, and sadly, mocking the cable-free who have internet access (hey buddies, it's called priorities!).

Who's the Whitest is a scream though.

Phone Terminology

I'm changing the phone terminology here at work. *sigh* Nothing ever seems to suffice, no matter how many times people call.

So...

Before: Thank you for calling XXXY Company. How may I help you?
After: XXXY Company, and yes, I said XXXY...if you can't pronounce it, don't ask.

Before: Maurice is currently out of the office.
After: Maurice isn't here right this very second. Because it's LUNCH TIME.

Before: Maurice is out of the office this week.
After: Maurice isn't here. It's none of your damn business where he is.

Before: I'm sorry sir, I'm not authorized to give out information like cell phone numbers.
After: Listen, you schmuck. She doesn't want you to have her cell phone number because you'll call her until the wee hours of the morning with petty concerns, like how to wipe your butt.

Before: Would you like his voicemail?
After: Unless you are a client or his mother, I don't take messages. So go to the damn voicemail already.

Before: Jeanette is in a meeting at the moment.
After: You know and I know that any statements about them being in a meeting is a lie, so just face facts - they don't want to deal with your shit right now. Go away.