Take that!

*g* I just...you ever just want to scream "Take that Meredith Welling!"? Well, this excerpt from TV Guide Online's inside scoop on Comic Con really had to make me shout it from the rooftops.

( Ack! Forgot! Sometimes all of us get brainless. At least this is the first time ever that I've forgotten to put something behind cut tags that was spoilery. I was just so busy enjoying the mocking. )

Um, Clark and Lana were *already* the most boring couple on TV.

Watch and...watch

Because this is the morning of having things to watch...

Check out goss's journal for a truly Smallville-fun video. Apparently John Schneider is doing country videos for fun. And before you take off running because I said country, it's Trick Pony, who rock royally. Heck, Gene Simmons plays the minister in the video. And the outtakes at the end? There is the Tongue, and JS and the lead singer of Trick Pony have fun flipping each other off.

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And the other video to watch...the Batman Begins trailer is up. *squees* Seriously folks, I screamed and bounced. Internally maybe, but there was screaming and bouncing. The link is up in kryptonsite's journal.

Yes, I am too lazy to go hunting.

Ack!

Dear NASCAR.com,

Please, never do that again. Titling an article "High, Wide and Handsome" puts really, really bad/porny thoughts in my brain. Do you know how hard it is to eradicate thoughts like that?

So stop. You guys aren't supposed to be peddling the porn too. Leave that to the commercials.

Thanks,
Maveness

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Dear FOX,

I take back everything I ever said about The X-Files needing to have ended after the 6th season. Really. As much as I loved that show (and believe me, considering the fact that I love every single ep, plus Doggett - who, consequently, was a NASCAR fan - and Reyes and the convoluted mythology, that says I loved it lots), it really *should* have left on a high note.

But really. I take that back. You can bring it back and milk it for some more if you like.

Just cancel Quintuplets already. I don't know what audience it's a hit among (comatose patients? death row inmates? network TV execs?), but the sheer brainlessness is wearing on my nerves. Never mind the fact that I could honestly kill you all right now for the words "you likey" entering into my brain regardless of the fact that I don't even watch the frickin' show.

So please, do me a favor and euthenize Andy Richter while you can. Please.

Pleadingly yours,
Maveness