( Dear NBC Sports, )
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( Dear CBS Sports, )
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( Dear Infineon Emergency Worker Number One, )
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( Dear Infineon Emergency Worker Number Two, )
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( Dear DEI Spokesguy, )
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( Dear Television Networks That Are Not CBS, )
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( Dear CBS, )
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And lastly...
Dear Junior,
Baby! Hon! *whimper* Don't ever scare me like that again. Wear the damn HANS device. That way you don't go getting knocked out, which leads to lolling about in the car while you're being engulfed by a fireball.
And, um, if you need anyone to tend to those burns...call me.
Sincerely,
Maveness (who is entirely too protective of her driver)
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( Dear CBS Sports, )
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( Dear Infineon Emergency Worker Number One, )
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( Dear Infineon Emergency Worker Number Two, )
***
( Dear DEI Spokesguy, )
***
( Dear Television Networks That Are Not CBS, )
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( Dear CBS, )
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And lastly...
Dear Junior,
Baby! Hon! *whimper* Don't ever scare me like that again. Wear the damn HANS device. That way you don't go getting knocked out, which leads to lolling about in the car while you're being engulfed by a fireball.
And, um, if you need anyone to tend to those burns...call me.
Sincerely,
Maveness (who is entirely too protective of her driver)