Things

Thing the one:

Whoever mopped the stairs in my apartment building yesterday - the plastic stairs - used way too much mop and glo. I paid the price by having my feet shoot out from under me, one shoe flying down the stairs, landing on one elbow, scraping things, bruising my butt (ow!) and generally scaring the dog to death. But I did retain a hold on his leash. But my cursing and his yelping were quite loud.

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Thing the two:

Which Stupid NASCAR Driver Tony Stewart Stunt Did You Pull? by dearjoan
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Favourite Driver
Least Favourite Driver
Just like Stewart, you	pushed a photographer
on	November 8, 2020
because	you're an asswipe
Penalty:	I lose my sponsorship
How pissy are you?: 65%
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Ooohhh

Ganked from deeablo:

BTW, she has the link. I'm lazy.

You are an SEDF--Sober Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you an evil genius. You are extremely focused and difficult to distract from your tasks. With luck, you have learned to channel your energies into improving your intellect, rather than destroying the weak and unsuspecting.

Your friends may find you remote and a hard nut to crack. Few of your peers know you very well--even those you have known a long time--because you have expert control of the face you put forth to the world. You prefer to observe, calculate, discern and decide. Your decisions are final, and your desire to be right is impenetrable.

You are not to be messed with. You may explode.

Bwahahahahahaha! For I am evil! And a genius!

Well. Well well well.

Two things that I'm finding vastly interesting regarding NASCAR today.

1) Derrick Cope won the Daytona 500...in 1990. There IS a reason he races.

2) While I knew the prediction was that Vickers would win the Rookie of the Year award when the season started (which he won't now...that goes to Kasey Kahne, who incidentally has a brother named Kale), I didn't realize that people had written Kasey off because there was "no way" he could live up to Bill Elliott. Uh, hi folks. Four top 2 finishes. Methinks he has.

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I bought my dog a hat. I am mean. But it's funny. He hates it.

I will end the really short sentences now.

Based in evil

Based on the fact that we are, in fact, evil, paperbkryter and I are encouraging all you handy dandy mannipers out there to try your creativity with the...

Smallville Star Wars Challenge!

Chloe as Leia
Lionel as The Emporer
Lex as Darth Vader
Clark as Obi Wan (with a really big...light saber)
Pete as Han Solo
Jonathan as C3PO
Martha as R2D2
Lana as Chewbacca

Yes. We have issues. Now somebody make them for us! Hee. (We'll love you forever and ever and always.)

Grrrrrr

Right now I most resemble a pissed off Daffy Duck.

Phone rings. Dr. So And So on the line for head honcho lady. She's in a meeting, but instead of going into voicemail, he has to inform me that he has no idea who she is and why she's calling him.

Okay, am I honestly expected to answer that? He makes a statement, to which there is no answer (because I have no clue who he is).

He's not happy with me now, because when he repeated himself I flat out said that I have no clue why she called him, since she's one of several employees and I don't monitor her calls. *eye roll* Seriously, how am I supposed to know? He asked what our company did, and that didn't help him any. I almost said that, given her medical history, it was probably what he could provide her with, not the other way around.

Stupid idiot.

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On the plus side: homemade ice cream tonight. Yay!

Vacation from Vacation

I'm going to go spastic over the next three days. I work two jobs. I'm used to working 6 days a week, with just Sundays to myself.

Thanks to the Fourth being on Sunday, this is compounded.

We're taking tomorrow off here at the office. Gives us a chance to get things done on Monday (we're smart). Mom has the store closed on Saturday. That means THREE days of free time.

What the hell am I going to do?

I know, I have a book to read. I have the race to watch Saturday night. At some point I need to do *some* cleaning. I have three 1,000 piece puzzles. I plan to go see Dodgeball on Friday night.

And still, I know I'm going to be bored at some point. *sigh*