Beauty

Oh the beauty of NASCAR. Especially when somehow the governing body gets fucked up and doesn't understand it's own rules. And when grown men start acting like five year olds. And when one of those five year olds is the oh so badass Harvick. *snerk*

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We will also not mention the beauty of Jimmie Johnson's ass in that jumpsuit. *drools* You're a lucky boy Kevin.

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Even the fans got pissy. Throwing coolers at the starter is now apparently a pass time.

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Jimmie won under caution. Junior came in sixth. Why do I have a feeling that the last ten races are going to be all about those two? And why do I LOVE that idea? Oh yeah, because it's my boys.

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Now, back to Harvick and Kenseth. Bifle was a good guy, trying to keep himself between the two idiots banging on each other (and not in the fun, threesome kind of way you may be picturing from that description).

Methinks Harvick and Kenseth are going to be out a few hundred thousand dollars. At least.

Thing is...I enjoyed the whole incident immensely. Highly gratifying. *snicker* My sister was a bit apalled, but they're guys. It's been so long that it was bound to happen with someone (probably Harvick) eventually. Kenseth was just a surprise. Well, although Harvick *did* start it this time.

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For plum_evil, because she'll get part of this reference.

Remember the really annoying sports guy on my local TV station? Well, he apparently is completely a geek. One of our ilk. On Sports Sunday he had these three things to say about the race.

- Mild-mannered Matt Kenseth, normally a Clark Kent with superpowered driving abilities...

- It's been a while for Harvick, because this bad boy has been keeping it on the down low (you could tell he wanted to say "bad ass").

And I quote, because this was my absolute favorite line from McSorley...

"Mr. No Personality Ryan Newman..."

Oh. Wow.

You wanna know what bored is? And procrastinating?

I just spent two hours on the internet searching for information on where a lot of the NASCAR drivers actually reside. As opposed to where they were born. *snicker* That's sad, yo.

On the other hand, a damn lot of them moved from whereever to North Carolina. I'm surrounded!

Not to mention the fact that Kevin Harvick, Mr. Badass himself, lives in Winston-Salem. Dude. plum_evil! We could have left early for the airport and just gone and stalked his house. We were that close!

I did find the answer to the Bobby Labonte issue...his hometown is in Texas, and he now lives in Trinity. Girl, another hot one that was close.

Jimmie Johnson lives in NC, in the same town as Junior. Waltrip lives in NC. Kasey Kahne...damn, I can't remember. I think he moved here. I think of almost all of "my boys" are here, but I couldn't find out about Jamie McMurray, and Bill Elliott lives in Georgia.

Fun things I did find out: Kevin Harvick has a really cool website. And garage cats. Dude. One of those cats looks so much like my Sweetie Pie (shut up, I didn't name her). And apparently when bored he taped up a kid.

Hmmm. I knew Jeff Gordon lived in NC, but...did you know he doesn't do autographs, not even through his fan club? Because he's too popular and there's a backlog? Sorry. I have my JG issues. Junior still takes items to sign, even if there is that disclaimer of it being up to two years before you get it back.

My desktop theme on my PC is now Harvick. With Jimmie shaving on the Mac screen. And poor confused Sting is staring at me shamefully because he has to be surrounded by such lowly men.

Iiiiiinteresting

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Is it sad that I could have done that entire thing with Martina McBride songs? From one album?

What is WRONG with me?

My fascinations with certain types of men have been baffling lately.

The NASCAR men? Okay, slightly understandable given my love of the sport.

But given the fact that I have an age limit rule (I refuse to date anyone older than my uncle who is 40), why the sudden lust for older men?

This post brought to you by the fact that I'm suddenly finding John Glover with that haircut hotter than I should. Dammit, I liked the long hair!

Confused

Um, I just got a voicemail on my cell phone.

*garbled noise*
"And this week we have checkered flag."

Huh?