Pain, pain go away...

This morning, in the cold light of day (or the light of a very cold day), I have to recant my statement from last night.

I do not love Almiles.

In fact I hate them (but not for the obvious reasons).

And Simon Cowell.

Why?

I watched Delete. I squeed. I was incoherent. I bounced. I giggled. To quote myself from last night (and I'm sorry to the 15 folks I've already said this to), I was a Chihuahua on speed. At 10:15 pm I got online and squeed with all the other squeers. At 1:30 am I squeed with sullivanlane on the phone. In between some of that squeeage I read Simon's book. After the last squeeage I read Simon's book.

Tons of squeeage and British snark = Mave getting 3 hours of sleep.

*whimper* I haven't done that in years. It hurts if I breath. I've never had a hangover, but for some reason I think this is what it would feel like.

I hate you Almiles and Simon. And your little yap yap dog too.

Warped!

I'm warped I tell you. I obsess about the weirdest things at the oddest times.

My current obsession?

( One specific Chloe moment from last night )

Awwwww!!!!

My favorite Ledger classified EVER!!!

The hot new X-Cube game is now available at Gem-Mark Electronics! Stop by our shop on Main Street and try it out today. 

Hee!

Yo, AT&T

Dear AT&T:

Here's a thought. Maybe we aren't your customers. Ever thought of that when I tell you we don't use your services?

Here's one way to tell. Call your accounting department. Ask them why they don't send us invoices. When they tell you it's because we haven't been active clients in a year and a half...get a clue!

And take us off your fucking list!

Thank you.

Heather

P.S. I watch this little television show called Smallville. I have also been checking for errors on a very massive golfing website. There is a correlation between the two. I'll even help narrow it down: Season Two. It involves the introduction of a character named Helen. Have fun! And when you figure out the link, check out your car. Cheers!