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If you haven't answered by now, you're not answering I'm going to guess.
So, here are the answers to my meme.
1. I have a tatoo on my butt of a dragonfly.
False I know, you're shocked. I actually have no tatoos on me at all. The thing is, if I ever *do* get a tatoo, it will be designed by my coworker Rhyan (an artist) and will be pursed lips and will go on my butt. Yes, a nice "kiss my ass" tatoo. *g* A dragonfly would be my second choice though.
2. I have been hit on by a professional football player.
True I have in a roundabout way. Nuff said on that one. It still freaks me out.
3. I have cracked a rib by coughing.
True Lovely allergies combined with a cold made me cough for several weeks in such a manner that I nearly vomited a few times and ultimately cracked a rib. The pain medication did very little good. I stupidly went to the Spring Formal in college with the cracked rib and spent the entire night huddled in a chair hurting. But I did look fabulous.
4. I have been mistaken for a boy.
True Many times. Many, many times. I have a square jaw and am not blessed. I didn't actually wear lots of makeup until college. Add in the period of time when I had short hair...the most embarrassing moment was when I was standing at the sink in a women's room at a fast food joint when I was 13. A Hispanic woman (because her accent made the comment all the cuter) walked in, saw me and squealed "ooooohh, I did not know this was the men's room!" and ran out.
5. I lost my virginity in middle of a video store, in view of the front windows with a Nick Carter lookalike.
True It's so scary that this one is true, isn't it? He was a coworker at the video store (which was closed and it was after 11 pm in rural NC, so no one was out and about). Funny thing was, I had crushes on two other coworkers. Brandon and I were just buddies. That's all.
So, here are the answers to my meme.
1. I have a tatoo on my butt of a dragonfly.
False I know, you're shocked. I actually have no tatoos on me at all. The thing is, if I ever *do* get a tatoo, it will be designed by my coworker Rhyan (an artist) and will be pursed lips and will go on my butt. Yes, a nice "kiss my ass" tatoo. *g* A dragonfly would be my second choice though.
2. I have been hit on by a professional football player.
True I have in a roundabout way. Nuff said on that one. It still freaks me out.
3. I have cracked a rib by coughing.
True Lovely allergies combined with a cold made me cough for several weeks in such a manner that I nearly vomited a few times and ultimately cracked a rib. The pain medication did very little good. I stupidly went to the Spring Formal in college with the cracked rib and spent the entire night huddled in a chair hurting. But I did look fabulous.
4. I have been mistaken for a boy.
True Many times. Many, many times. I have a square jaw and am not blessed. I didn't actually wear lots of makeup until college. Add in the period of time when I had short hair...the most embarrassing moment was when I was standing at the sink in a women's room at a fast food joint when I was 13. A Hispanic woman (because her accent made the comment all the cuter) walked in, saw me and squealed "ooooohh, I did not know this was the men's room!" and ran out.
5. I lost my virginity in middle of a video store, in view of the front windows with a Nick Carter lookalike.
True It's so scary that this one is true, isn't it? He was a coworker at the video store (which was closed and it was after 11 pm in rural NC, so no one was out and about). Funny thing was, I had crushes on two other coworkers. Brandon and I were just buddies. That's all.