*whimper*

Work project from hell. We're all crashing today, and I very, very nicely informed them I could stay late to work on it some. So guess who'll (probably) be here until at least 7:00.

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It's funny what happens when you actually *read* the Bible. There was much fun to be had yesterday when, in the course of reading with 10 and 11 year olds about the Creation, it came to light that before sin, all animals and man ate vegetation. *evil grin* I had one kid who was extremely afraid he was going to Hell because he hunts and eats meat. *snicker* I know, I'm bad for exploiting that. Still, it was cute and funny.

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NASCAR. *bangs head on desk*

Junior, the idiot, and his stupid call about tires that ended with him in the hospital with a concussion. Don't make me come to Kannapolis and kick your ass into shape boy.

Ryan Newman. Lately I've ended up with my own personal NASCAR commentator when it comes to Newman. My little mental Jerry Seinfeld keeps getting a workout when Newman crosses the finish line.

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No more staying up late to watch awards shows. I can't physically take it. And the Emmys so weren't worth it (although George Lopez and Wanda Sykes cracked my ass up).

Best joke (to me)

George Lopez on reality TV: "Man, I loved the first reality show. I thought The Dukes of Hazzard was an extremely accurate portrayal of white people." (paraphrased of course)

Hee.

And I still want to know Matthew Perry's thoughts on kissing Doris Roberts like that.

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Back to the grind. I'm emailing with the guy my sister is setting me up with still. He's cute and funny. Hmmm. I think we need to actually go out.

The things I forget.

By the way:

Clay Aiken was far more entertaining than anyone else (especially moreso than Trista Rehn) on the Miss America pageant, with the possible exception being Miss Florida when she won. Tom Bergeron actually had to hold her still so they could put the crown on her. *snicker*

And if anyone else watched that thing, is it just me, or was Miss Maryland robbed? At the very least she deserved higher than 3rd runner up. She was by far the most articulate.

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I colored my hair this weekend. A normal occurrence. But I also highlighted.

I'm not sure how to describe it. The highlights are...interesting. I think I may ban myself from ever touching highlights again.