Fruity Elf Sex

For musesfool and plum_evil...

I had a fruity elf sex dream last night. Legolas and I were cavorting. Yes, cavorting. *In the dream* I remember thinking "hey, this is, by definition, what cavorting is".

Most bizarre. But it gets a tad more bizarre. Because I was...Merry or Pippin. I have no clue which one. I think I was Merry, but I'm not sure. (It was all very confusing. I have never dreamed I was male before and cavorting with an elf. Forgive me if I didn't pay too much attention to who exactly I was. *snicker*)

But there was cavorting betwixt Merry-me and Legolas, but I woke up before actualy fruity elf sex.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't even the notion of Merry/Legolas freak you out?

Potpourri for $1000 Alex.

FDA to Require Foods To Reveal Trans Fat Levels

In layman terms...

FDA To Require Foods To Tell You Up Front If They Taste Good or Like Stale Cardboard

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Okay, I'm confused. According to my calendar, I shouldn't be getting bloaty and breaking out and having cravings for another week. But I'm craving like crazy. Come near me with ice cream right now and you might lose a limb. (And a big ole Damn You! to Sonic for denying me my Pineapple milkshake. Who has their ice cream machine in maintenance at noon on a Wednesday in July?)

But um...I digress. Why am I suddenly having the urge to eat like a horse, especially since I'm supposed to be *good* about the eating? I'm drinking tons of water. I exercised last night (and by exercise, I mean running/walking for two miles - okay, more walking than running - and 85 situps and pelvic thrusts for...okay, so I did pelvic thrusts to "Get Jiggy Wit It", all three verses).

And today I'm craving like a...hungry person. See? It's affecting my brain now. I ate breakfast. I ate lunch (without the ice cream, thank you very much). I've had two Cokes. I've had an Almond Joy.

And I still want food! Me hungry!

The Best Things...

The best thing about Smallville fans? When they get their rant on.

Case in point. chiri_chan gets her rant on and it's magnificent.

Three Things The Third Season Needs

Go, read, applaude.