What the...?

I am completely and utterly baffled. Flabbergasted. Jaw on the floor, trying to comprehend what I'm reading.

musesfool, pay attention to this one, because it involves the Jets.

Okay, so a good while back I did the stupid thing of actually posting a profile on a dating web site. So mostly all it caused was an increase in mail in my email box. I never actually got up the guts to even respond to any of the guys (not like any of them seemed to be treasures).

Every once in a while there are a couple of emails, people who've somehow found my profile and seem interested. Yeah, I posted a picture too (although not any personal information), so mostly the emails seemed to be of the "you're so hot" drooling variety (and okay, I'm pretty with the help of makeup and actual attempt, but I don't think I fall into the category of drool worthy, yeesh).

So I just got another response. And I almost fell over in shock.

Jamie Henderson of the NY Jets.

??????????

First off, how the hell did I manage to attract a professional football player? Second, if (and I'm actually hoping with this if) this is someone posing as a professional football player just to get some action, why choose someone who's only been with the Jets for 2 years, spent one year on the injured list, is like third string or something, and was a fourth round pick in the draft and then was traded to the Jets as part of a package deal?

Dammit, the guy even gave me his phone number! I'm still trying not to fall over in shock.

Oh, and so you know who he is...Jamie Henderson.

I'm really, really hoping this was someone posing as him. Because even though they attached a photo, and it looks like him, I really don't want to be a person that at any time in her life has attracted a member of a professional sport. Don't ask me why. I don't know. It's just...this is so weirding me out right now.

I think I may finally get off my ass and remove that ad.

Just call me Homer

( Slams her head into desk and yells D'OH! concerning last week's Smallville )