That's it, I'm warped.

I blame reality television. Otherwise I wouldn't be introduced to C-list celebrities that otherwise just dance at the periphery of my awareness. In this case, I specifically blame I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here.

And yes, I did watch five minutes of it. Stop laughing. It was Bruce Jenner's nose that made me watch. And then I decided to tune in to see if Melissa Rivers would actually win (because justice in this world would dictate that a Rivers must get trounced).

But I watched, and damn it, I found myself thinking one of the other "contestants" was actually hot. Argh.

So, I decided this morning to compile my list of the top four celebrities I find attractive, even though I can't for the life of me figure out why. (Believe me, my type runs toward the nice guy, the every man. Not pretty boys, blonds, or Hollywood types.)

1. Chris Judd: (aka the second ex-Mr. J.Lo.) Yeah, shoot me. He's the one off of that damn show that I now find attractive. I blame the sadistic people that thought that asking him about J.Lo. would be a good idea. Wait, that was Melissa Rivers. Damn her. But she asked him about J.Lo., and instead of carping now how finicky or bitchy she was or how she just walked out on their marriage for the next pretty face, he starts talking very quietly about how they met, the little things that he remembered about the very early stages of their relationship when they were sort of feeling each other out. Damn it. He was nice! I blame Melissa Rivers.

2. Keith Urban: He's an Australian country singer. My favorite song of his is "Where The Sidewalks End." He's blond and has long hair and wears clothing that screams of performer (but more of the line of clothing worn by the American Idol kids). He's pretty much everything I'm not attracted to physically. And yet I think he's quite hot.

3. Rob Thomas: (from Matchbox Twenty) The one on the far left, if you have no clue who he is. Which most of you should know. Or practically all of you. Anyway. I think he's hot. Again, I don't know why. *sigh* Very inexplicable.

4. Josh Groban: So I get why I really like him (it's the voice), but why do I think he's attractive? That I don't get. He's too innocent, too young, too delicate. And let's be honest, before a stylist got hold of him, he was downright homely. But to me, he's attractive. Huh. (Side note: And I have to say, I love his web site. It's a lush look that matches his voice nicely, although I would have expected more blues.)

Okay, one dancer and three singers. I think it's a sign. The creative arts make me have weird attractions (and I reiterate, these are weird for me, maybe not for other people *g*).

I still blame this all on Melissa Rivers.

This one looks interesting...

Ganked from normadesmond

How does sunlight taste?
Like the lightest, most delicate piece of candy

What are the scents of "winter"?
Cinnamon, pine

What color is confusion?
an orange and red swirl

How does hatred feel?
sharp, but fluid, all encompassing

What does the color blue sound like?
soothing, like the ocean

What does pain taste like?
acrid smoke, with a hint of steel

What is the scent of desire?
musk

What color is joy?
yellow

How does sorrow feel?
a dull ache, that spreads over the entire body but is centered in the stomach

What sound does loneliness make?
absolutely none at all