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60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 1: Ella Sophia Gordon - aka CUTEST BABY ON THE PLANET



Yes, Bobby Labonte got beaten by a two-year=old!

I honestly feel like explanations are pointless with Ella. She is Ella. She is cute. (Okay, and I couldn't find pictures of Boris Said Jr., the only child I covet more than Ella.)

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Further proof of cuteness can be found on Jeff Gordon's website. It's enough to make my ovaries hurt. And to make me want to have a discussion with eliz, cause dang if Ella and Boo don't favor at this stage. *g*

60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 3: Ingrid Vandebosch



Okay, so, as recently as yesterday, I was still torn on who was second on my list and who was first. Really torn. I kept having trouble making up my mind.

This morning I had to put my foot down and decide. Ingrid came in at third because she hasn't been around as long. *g* Don't get me wrong, I'd still shag her. She's freaking hot and pretty and she has real boobs. (No ass to speak of, but hey, can't be perfect.)

Of the many wonderful facts about Ingrid, there's the fact that she is so cute with Jeff. Really. What's not to love about a woman that stands on pit road with her arm around her husband's shoulders (because he's shorter than her) and playing with his hair?

And did I mention the real boobs?

There's a confidence about her that's great. We're so used to seeing former beauty queens around the sport that it's often hard to find a woman comfortable in her own skin who isn't posing for the camera. Which is another bit of love for Ingrid - she doesn't make sure she looks right for the camera. She's just hot as is and lets people take pictures of her however. (Okay, so the modeling thing probably helps with that.)


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60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Well, folks, we're into the top five. Yay!

Due to the fact that pmgoose is the only one that actually voted for NASCAR drivers (swordnmace, I laughed but that totally doesn't count *g*), she wins the cookie. Or the Cookie. For the record (as I'm not revealing her answers until the final day), she got three of the top five right, but not their positions.

Now, onto number five!

Number 5: Greg Biffle



I know that this will be the most controversial of my choices based on the fact that 1) he's not photogenic and 2) he totally didn't even make the list for the Sporting News issue. And I put him fifth? Thing is, Biffle is way, way better looking in person (seriously, it's astonishing how good looking he is), plus he's just a nice guy. Who doesn't love a nice guy? (Also, he's a Superman fan, so in my book he gets bonus points.)

He loves animals. Seriously loves animals. Has the coolest dog on the planet. He has a dry sense of humor and says really unfortunate things that cause Jack Roush to nearly fall out of his chair laughing.

And my love for him is pure. So nyah. He's fifth.

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And one last picture that will make tourofduty smile:



*points* Biffle forearms. I'll ignore Tony's white, white legs.

60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 6: Jamie McMurray



I know many of you are stunned, especially in light of all that hotness in the picture above. It's Jamie! He is wee and he is hot! And you love him, Heather!

I do. I do love my Jamie Mac. And he is hot as hell and has forearms that are fiiiiiine and that little curl in his lip drives me nuts (in a good way) and when he bites down on crap I want to die (or tackle him). Seriously, he's so freaking hot.

And still only number six.

rivensky, feel free to lodge pictorial protests in the comments. *g*

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60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 8: Brian Vickers



He has a very large...brain. *g* Come on people! Okay, in all seriousness, the reasons I adore him.

1. His high IQ.
2. His environmental consciousness.
3. His freckles.
4. His red hair.

He'd rate higher, but that thing on his chin holds him back from being top five.

In fact, proving that my love for him is great (and that I'm a fair person), bubblesbrnaid can attest to the fact that I rejoiced quite a bit when Brian won at Talladega. And that's considering I was a Jimmie Johnson fan at the time AND I'm part of Junior Nation.

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60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 10: Elliott Sadler



What we have here is a case of "good old boy good looking". In actuality, I think Hermie is more my cup of tea. But when it comes down to which I find more overall attractive at just random times, I can't vote against Elliott. Or his fine ass. The uniforms were made for his build. (What? He's got a great ass. Go with it.)

Obviously my favorite Elliott is the one with the facial hair. I have to admit, I'm not a facial hair fan, but his has grown on me. Well, not literally, but I find I prefer him with facial hair. And the floppy haired look.

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