maveness: (Umlaut)
( Feb. 6th, 2009 11:25 am)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 1: Ella Sophia Gordon - aka CUTEST BABY ON THE PLANET

Yes, Bobby Labonte got beaten by a two-year=old!

I honestly feel like explanations are pointless with Ella. She is Ella. She is cute. (Okay, and I couldn't find pictures of Boris Said Jr., the only child I covet more than Ella.)

Pictorial proof of cuteness under here )

Further proof of cuteness can be found on Jeff Gordon's website. It's enough to make my ovaries hurt. And to make me want to have a discussion with [ profile] eliz, cause dang if Ella and Boo don't favor at this stage. *g*
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 2: Bobby "Freaking Hot" Labonte

"Do I even have to explain this to you? I'm hot."

Let Bobby tell you of his hotness under here, with pictures )

Do I need to say anything more? Bobby Labonte: Hot as freaking hell.
maveness: (Hot)
( Feb. 4th, 2009 08:51 am)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 3: Ingrid Vandebosch

Okay, so, as recently as yesterday, I was still torn on who was second on my list and who was first. Really torn. I kept having trouble making up my mind.

This morning I had to put my foot down and decide. Ingrid came in at third because she hasn't been around as long. *g* Don't get me wrong, I'd still shag her. She's freaking hot and pretty and she has real boobs. (No ass to speak of, but hey, can't be perfect.)

Of the many wonderful facts about Ingrid, there's the fact that she is so cute with Jeff. Really. What's not to love about a woman that stands on pit road with her arm around her husband's shoulders (because he's shorter than her) and playing with his hair?

And did I mention the real boobs?

There's a confidence about her that's great. We're so used to seeing former beauty queens around the sport that it's often hard to find a woman comfortable in her own skin who isn't posing for the camera. Which is another bit of love for Ingrid - she doesn't make sure she looks right for the camera. She's just hot as is and lets people take pictures of her however. (Okay, so the modeling thing probably helps with that.)

Bonus pictures )
maveness: (Pole)
( Feb. 3rd, 2009 02:24 pm)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 4: Bootie Barker

1. Accent
2. Engineer
3. Smart aleck
4. Sexy scruff
5. Should we just label him "perfect" and be done with it?

Bootie is "that guy" that you just have to love. He's got a wicked sense of humor, he's sexy, he has a great grin, his accent is to die for, and he's smart as all get out.

Brains and attitude, people. Brains and attitude~

Bonus pictures and VIDEO!!! )
maveness: (Forward)
( Feb. 2nd, 2009 11:57 am)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Well, folks, we're into the top five. Yay!

Due to the fact that [ profile] pmgoose is the only one that actually voted for NASCAR drivers ([ profile] swordnmace, I laughed but that totally doesn't count *g*), she wins the cookie. Or the Cookie. For the record (as I'm not revealing her answers until the final day), she got three of the top five right, but not their positions.

Now, onto number five!

Number 5: Greg Biffle

I know that this will be the most controversial of my choices based on the fact that 1) he's not photogenic and 2) he totally didn't even make the list for the Sporting News issue. And I put him fifth? Thing is, Biffle is way, way better looking in person (seriously, it's astonishing how good looking he is), plus he's just a nice guy. Who doesn't love a nice guy? (Also, he's a Superman fan, so in my book he gets bonus points.)

He loves animals. Seriously loves animals. Has the coolest dog on the planet. He has a dry sense of humor and says really unfortunate things that cause Jack Roush to nearly fall out of his chair laughing.

And my love for him is pure. So nyah. He's fifth.

Bonus pictures under here )

And one last picture that will make [ profile] tourofduty smile:

*points* Biffle forearms. I'll ignore Tony's white, white legs.
maveness: (Amusing)
( Feb. 1st, 2009 08:53 am)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

I'm a sadistic person today, so since tomorrow kicks off the top five, today you all get a chance to guess who those top five will be. Most accurate person gets a cookie! Or something.

And of course, click on the "most beautiful" tag to remind yourselves of who all was ranked 60 to number six.

[Poll #1341447]
maveness: (Bite)
( Jan. 31st, 2009 09:01 am)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 6: Jamie McMurray

I know many of you are stunned, especially in light of all that hotness in the picture above. It's Jamie! He is wee and he is hot! And you love him, Heather!

I do. I do love my Jamie Mac. And he is hot as hell and has forearms that are fiiiiiine and that little curl in his lip drives me nuts (in a good way) and when he bites down on crap I want to die (or tackle him). Seriously, he's so freaking hot.

And still only number six.

[ profile] rivensky, feel free to lodge pictorial protests in the comments. *g*

Bonus pictures with commentary )
maveness: (Chewy)
( Jan. 30th, 2009 07:34 pm)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 7: AJ Allmendinger

He's Dinger.

And he's got a cute dog and a hot wife.

Pretty much that says everything needed to explain his awesome. Between that and the twinkle in his eye, yep, total understanding of why he ranks number seven.

Bonus picture )
maveness: (Holding)
( Jan. 29th, 2009 11:56 am)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 8: Brian Vickers

He has a very large...brain. *g* Come on people! Okay, in all seriousness, the reasons I adore him.

1. His high IQ.
2. His environmental consciousness.
3. His freckles.
4. His red hair.

He'd rate higher, but that thing on his chin holds him back from being top five.

In fact, proving that my love for him is great (and that I'm a fair person), [ profile] bubblesbrnaid can attest to the fact that I rejoiced quite a bit when Brian won at Talladega. And that's considering I was a Jimmie Johnson fan at the time AND I'm part of Junior Nation.

Bonus picture under cut )
maveness: (Ack!)
( Jan. 28th, 2009 07:13 pm)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 9: Patrick Carpentier

He's French Canadian. He has an adorably dorky laugh. He is bright ass white and didn't let that deter him from running around a track "naked" after winning his first race. (By "naked" we mean stripped down to his boxer shorts and wrapped in a black and white plastic trash can wrap. But hey, there were legs and chest.)

He's also wonderfully self deprecating and he didn't take crap from the crew chief that seemed to think Patrick was the one responsible for them not making Dega in the fall. (Because putting your foot to the floor and going fast is SO why they were completely off the pace.) He did what people had been dying to see - someone told Evernham to go stick it.

I miss him muchly.

Bonus pic under cut )
maveness: (Dreamboat)
( Jan. 27th, 2009 02:21 pm)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 10: Elliott Sadler

What we have here is a case of "good old boy good looking". In actuality, I think Hermie is more my cup of tea. But when it comes down to which I find more overall attractive at just random times, I can't vote against Elliott. Or his fine ass. The uniforms were made for his build. (What? He's got a great ass. Go with it.)

Obviously my favorite Elliott is the one with the facial hair. I have to admit, I'm not a facial hair fan, but his has grown on me. Well, not literally, but I find I prefer him with facial hair. And the floppy haired look.

Bonus picture under here )
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 12: Boris Said

Haters to the left, white guy has the fro )

Number 11: Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Junior Nation is irate )
maveness: (McShortenstuff)
( Jan. 25th, 2009 03:28 pm)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 14: Greg Zippadelli

Mmmm. Zippy )

Number 13: Mike Metcalf

Say who? )
maveness: (Bad)
( Jan. 24th, 2009 03:19 pm)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 20: Chrissy Newman

Chrissy Newman )

Number 19: Marc Davis

Marc Davis )

Number 18: Kyle Petty

Kyle Petty )

Number 17: Alan Gustafson

Alan Gustafson )

Number 16: Hermie Sadler

Hermie Sadler )

Number 15: Katie Kenseth

Katie Kenseth )
maveness: (Green)
( Jan. 21st, 2009 04:17 pm)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 22: Nicole Biffle

Nicole Biffle )

Number 21: Ryan Newman

Ryan Newman )
maveness: (End)
( Jan. 20th, 2009 04:40 pm)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 24: Connie Montoya

Better half, this way )

Number 23: Johnny Benson

Representin for the optically challenged )
maveness: (Bicep)
( Jan. 19th, 2009 04:25 pm)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 26: Casey Mears

Requirement: tight white t-shirts )

Number 25: Ron Malec

Crew guy, bringing the hotness )
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 28: Kevin Harvick

Just keep your hat on )

Number 27: David Stremme

Cut for fat and out of shape )
maveness: (Salute)
( Jan. 17th, 2009 06:35 pm)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 30: Bill Lester

Bill Lester )

Number 29: Marty Smith

Marty Smith )
maveness: (Love)
( Jan. 16th, 2009 03:47 pm)
60 Most Beautiful People in NASCAR

Number 32: Kenny Wallace

Herman )

Number 31: Aric Almirola

Aric )


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