Modern Day Chastity Belt

Random factoid:

There is a product called "Snatch Latch".

No, I do not know what it's for. Who cares? It's Snatch Latch! *g* (Things I learn from turning on SPEED channel during Two Guys Garage.)

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Speeding ticket.

Because yeah, I'm that good at being awesome. *headdesk*