Flooding Advice
Dear people everywhere,
When there is water that you must drive through - and it doesn't matter how much or how little - please keep in mind a few things.
1. If you are dumb enough to put your ass in that situation, Darwin will laugh at you. Better pray someone is going to rescue you.
2. If you are dumber than dumb and decide to not only endanger your own life, but the life of others in the vehicle with you, I hope they kick your ass royally when you're on safe ground (should you end up on safe ground).
3. If you are the dumbest human being on the planet and decide to drive through floodwaters, thereby getting swept away, while your small child that cannot swim is in the car with you? I hope your ass gets thrown in jail for child endangerment.
Seriously, people. Why do you insist on being on the CNN highlight reel of Stupid Crap People Do?
Dear people everywhere,
When there is water that you must drive through - and it doesn't matter how much or how little - please keep in mind a few things.
1. If you are dumb enough to put your ass in that situation, Darwin will laugh at you. Better pray someone is going to rescue you.
2. If you are dumber than dumb and decide to not only endanger your own life, but the life of others in the vehicle with you, I hope they kick your ass royally when you're on safe ground (should you end up on safe ground).
3. If you are the dumbest human being on the planet and decide to drive through floodwaters, thereby getting swept away, while your small child that cannot swim is in the car with you? I hope your ass gets thrown in jail for child endangerment.
Seriously, people. Why do you insist on being on the CNN highlight reel of Stupid Crap People Do?
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