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The American Idols have nothing on me. I know how to have a bad day. Whee!
1. Forgot to shave my legs this morning. This is important because my legs are white and with the hair tend to resemble Tony Stewart with a five o'clock shadow after a couple of days. Luckily I caught this transgression before heading out the door. Unluckily, due to time constraints, this means I just shaved my legs in the bathroom sink here at work.
2. Still vaguely feeling the effects of yesterday's hangover. My first one. Dear LORD. Granted, I know it was partially because on Saturday I ate very little all day. And had very little water and had spent a good portion of the day sweating off large amounts of liquid. So dehydration plus accepting what was a weak drink...bad idea on my part. I didn't even get tipsy from it, but I got the hangover. (I be talented, yo.) Spent Sunday morning (after getting up long enough to walk the dog and go get a sandwich and Coke) curled up in bed. Until 2. There's a whole thing involving trying to eat a very bland turkey sandwich that Arby's made wrong (and gave me roast beef, which I loathe) and not being able to choke that or a Coke down (but getting down headache meds that eventually killed the headache), and I think that all contributed to...
3. Chili's didn't bother to really cook the chicken in my chicken tacos last night. Thanks, Chili's! I was SO looking forward to sitting in a coliseum, watching the American Idol concert while squirming because undercooked chicken was coursing through my system!
4. Oh! And while we're on it, the Greensboro Coliseum jacked up parking prices from $6 to $10!
5. And! The Greensboro Coliseum didn't have on the air conditioning.
6. I still can't keep food in me. Thanks Chili's! Nothing I like more than a bout with food poisoning.
7. And to top it all off, I'm operating on sleep deprivation due to the individual who decided to go trying to break into apartments or peep or whatever at 2 am Sunday morning. Too bad for you that my dog growled and I woke up in time to see the flashlight go across my bedroom window. I hope that really good looking cop (who saw me with no makeup, bedhead and in flannel pajamas...great!) scared the snot out of you. Just be warned - I will 9-1-1 for anything. Plus I'm buying a baseball bat at lunch.
1. Forgot to shave my legs this morning. This is important because my legs are white and with the hair tend to resemble Tony Stewart with a five o'clock shadow after a couple of days. Luckily I caught this transgression before heading out the door. Unluckily, due to time constraints, this means I just shaved my legs in the bathroom sink here at work.
2. Still vaguely feeling the effects of yesterday's hangover. My first one. Dear LORD. Granted, I know it was partially because on Saturday I ate very little all day. And had very little water and had spent a good portion of the day sweating off large amounts of liquid. So dehydration plus accepting what was a weak drink...bad idea on my part. I didn't even get tipsy from it, but I got the hangover. (I be talented, yo.) Spent Sunday morning (after getting up long enough to walk the dog and go get a sandwich and Coke) curled up in bed. Until 2. There's a whole thing involving trying to eat a very bland turkey sandwich that Arby's made wrong (and gave me roast beef, which I loathe) and not being able to choke that or a Coke down (but getting down headache meds that eventually killed the headache), and I think that all contributed to...
3. Chili's didn't bother to really cook the chicken in my chicken tacos last night. Thanks, Chili's! I was SO looking forward to sitting in a coliseum, watching the American Idol concert while squirming because undercooked chicken was coursing through my system!
4. Oh! And while we're on it, the Greensboro Coliseum jacked up parking prices from $6 to $10!
5. And! The Greensboro Coliseum didn't have on the air conditioning.
6. I still can't keep food in me. Thanks Chili's! Nothing I like more than a bout with food poisoning.
7. And to top it all off, I'm operating on sleep deprivation due to the individual who decided to go trying to break into apartments or peep or whatever at 2 am Sunday morning. Too bad for you that my dog growled and I woke up in time to see the flashlight go across my bedroom window. I hope that really good looking cop (who saw me with no makeup, bedhead and in flannel pajamas...great!) scared the snot out of you. Just be warned - I will 9-1-1 for anything. Plus I'm buying a baseball bat at lunch.
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