I would just like to note that Dorks are hysterical and funny and OMG...I'm so the Confused Dork right now.
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In other news, Tony Stewart apparently is not happy with the thought of not being a superstar in NASCAR. Cause he, Biffle and Krusty (TM
bubblesbrnaid) were on the Today Show yesterday and Tony went for the gold. (Biffle looked adorable and talked about coming into his own and the pet calendar - Rusty made a Cinderella comparison that had me running for cover.)
Matt Lauer referenced their trip around the track several months back. Tony, being all jovial and rednecky (really, how is he not from the south?) told Lauer they could do a ride again, and he'd even bring Lauer fresh underwear (cause Lauer got so scared the first time...)
Katie Couric was about to die from embarrassment and Al Roker was *this* close to falling out on the floor. Lauer looked like he was trying to find a rock to crawl under or fall on the floor laughing.
The lesson for national TV and NASCAR officials: never tell Tony his personality isn't striking enough to be a superstar like Gordon or Junior. He'll go out and be all crazy. Which, yes, will have Leno wanting to book him, but will also possibly not be quite the image you want projected.
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In other news, Tony Stewart apparently is not happy with the thought of not being a superstar in NASCAR. Cause he, Biffle and Krusty (TM
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Matt Lauer referenced their trip around the track several months back. Tony, being all jovial and rednecky (really, how is he not from the south?) told Lauer they could do a ride again, and he'd even bring Lauer fresh underwear (cause Lauer got so scared the first time...)
Katie Couric was about to die from embarrassment and Al Roker was *this* close to falling out on the floor. Lauer looked like he was trying to find a rock to crawl under or fall on the floor laughing.
The lesson for national TV and NASCAR officials: never tell Tony his personality isn't striking enough to be a superstar like Gordon or Junior. He'll go out and be all crazy. Which, yes, will have Leno wanting to book him, but will also possibly not be quite the image you want projected.