Joy!

My weekend in short sentences.

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Sister left brother-in-law again, and the suspicion is cheating.

Exxon has hijacked $47 out of my checking account for gas for a Toyota Carolla with a 13 gallon tank.

Put medicine in mom's cat's ears and avoided being shredded, but not being yowled at.

The Chase is on in NASCAR, and I hate NBC, TNT, and my sister for depriving me of the right to see the first two races of the Chase.

When picking out a random tape to watch yesterday afternoon during a boring period, I got the 9/11 documentary from April 2002, so I spent two hours bawling.

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Batman on a rampage

*rolling on the floor*

I'm all for fathers' rights, because I've seen how a man can get screwed over in favor of the mother, even when there are many extenuating circumstances and legal issues. But dressing up as Batman and scaling a building?

Run for your lives!!!!

I'm in a scary hyper mood. It's really scary. Stupendously scary.

The fact that I'm currently wondering if Han Solo/Chewbacca slash exists is amusing.

Question of the day

Does Clark Kent have a prostate?

And why is "evil" not a mood?

In addendum

In a continuation from the Batman story from earlier today...

Bruce obviously has not been keeping up with his workout regimine.

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I'm only putting this in here because it's so oddly appropriate for fanfic.


idolizes

What's Your Ultimate Fandom OTP?
Shiver My Timber--A Pirate RPG

By the way, that's Death idolizing Mary Sue.