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I squicked my mother last night.

CSI. Dear lord. Nick. Glasses.

*falls over dead*

Hot men with square jaws should not wear glasses. Wanna know why? Cause my Clark Kent lust kicks in and I start drooling. And Nick? In glasses? Holy hotter n hell.

(I'm trying to figure out why my mother got squicked by my declaration that Nick in glasses was hot, though. That's just a basic observation.)

That's just WRONG

It's disturbing to get spam from Jesus.

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Anyone out there a fan of Rubix Cubes and the UNC Tarheels?

*whimper*

Dying. Drooling, trembling, hysterical mess of a me.

Craig is killing me.

Bale. In the costume. Grainy picture, but who gives a flying flip.

You know, I know there are people who aren't crazy about Bale in the role, but I hated Michael Keaton as Bats. Val Kilmer had the best Bats, and George Clooney had the best Bruce Wayne.

But for me, when the original talking about casting was going on way, way, long ago...I was all about some Bale.

This picture? Is just...gah. Folks. Jaw. Eyes. *falls over catatonic*

I could ramble on incoherently for days.

Craig, I gravel at your feet.