Now *that's* entertainment.

*squeal*

This is fun dammit! I blame slodwick for posting this (who blames lexluvsclark). The Dialectizer.

I put in "I Blame The Coffee" (because I'm self-centered and wanted to see my words all warped by different dialects) and the results had me giggling like mad.

Redneck:

Chloe:

Yo' knows thet point whar yo' ain't had caffeine in way too long? Yer pow'ful, pow'ful tired, kind of achy, grouchy an' junerally jest a scary example of th' hoomin race.

ah was like thet about ten minutes ago. Then ah had a six pack.

Jive:

Clark:

"Lana and ah' were on ha' po'ch rapin'. You's know, about stuff in general, and, ah' duzn't know, we wuz shoulda' to shoulder, and doodads gots real intense."

Cockney:

Summary:

Never operate 'eavy machinery or rabbit and pork ter the chuffin' mucker yor obsessively in luv wiv wile under the chuffin' influence of caffeine. There can be life alterin' consequences.

Clark:

I focus me Mae West glare on 'er. Woss wiv 'er today, eh? I've barely started me story and she's already ridin' me case.

Elmer Fudd:

Chloe:

I waise an eyebwow. Oh, so the Fowtwess of Sowitude is now the Fowtwess of Wuuuuv?

Sweedish Chef:

Chloe:

I. Em. Hyper. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

(And in case you're wondering, that's supposed to read "I. Am. Hyper.")

Ah hell

Big discovery of the day: I am most probably very allergic to soy. Not soy sauce (although I do hate the stuff), but the lactose substitute type soy.

Wanna know how I know this?

My dad is allergic to a lot of things. He got tested one time (the scratch test on his arm) for 60 different allergies. He wasn't allergic to the dog or to cockroaches. That's it. He was allergic to everything else. Unfortunately it was discovered about the time I went to college that I take after him. Imagine at 19 discovering that you are allergic to your cat. Or discovering at 24 that the allergy to chocolate that hit your dad and grandmother in their 40s decided to get to you early.

Well, I knew someday I would have to be tested for the allergies. It may be sooner than I originally thought. Because in my infinite wisdom and unending quest to lose just 2 pounds or so for DilloCon (and really, I just want the poochy belly to be gone), I decided to do SlimFast shakes for lunch for a week or two. The soy-based shakes that are great for the lactose intolerant.

Currently my back has broken out and itches like the devil and it is creeping around my neck and onto my forehead too. It itches and hurts.

I hate soy. It's official, I feel like a walking freak. I have never had hives before, but man, this is horrible. I'm going home and taking a Benadryl and hoping for the best.

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On the plus side, I have a fab new pair of pants. *g* Vertical stripes. Very Chloe-like. I'm thinking these will be panel pants. After all, dressing like a Smallville character would work nicely for moderating a panel.

Of course one coworker asked me when I joined the circus. He is hated. *g* My female coworkers quite like the pants. They're cute.