Well fuck, who gave out the tiaras, and why didn't anyone tell me?

[maveness]

Fic Challenge - Fairy Princess Style

Stupid bunny. So, some people have already received emails about this, but here's a fic challenge, inspired by one line in Rise Above by Dystopcia.

Hallucinations from rotten apples in Mrs Kent's pie.

And bam, we get "Ooohh, kryptonite laced apples. The havoc it would wreak."

And suddenly I'm thinking Snow White. A fairy tale done Smallville style. Where the fairy princesses aren't so perfect (hell they might in fact be princes) and it's a lot harder to discern who the evil witch is.

So I dare anyone and everyone to come up with their own Smallville version of a fairy tale. Obscure or mainstream. You can be practically verbatim, or use a plot loosely and twist it to meet your characters' needs. Whatever works. Just have fun and screw with their heads.

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And coincidentally, my Fairy Tale fic will be Snow White (since it is the one that inspired this madness). And oddly enough, the soundtrack I've mentally got going with it right now is "Die Another Day" by Madonna.

*nods* Twisted would be the appropriate term, correct?

Now to decide on who gets to be Snow White.

*pondering*

Comments

Fairywhutzit?

[paperbkryter.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Me likes this.

*adds to list of FICS TO WRITE*

[plumsnickety.livejournal.com]

till I think of somehting better, I'm going to amuse myself with thoughts of Pete and Chloe playing at Hansel and Gretl (c'mon, my dad's name is Hans...I automatically go there) and Lionel as the Old Crone that likes to eat children.

God, I hope something better comes along. Maybe that once chinese fairy tale with the dumplings. That was always amusing.

Well..

[paperbkryter.livejournal.com]

If I had Clark raped while he was sleeping, and he woke up with two babies suckin' on him, ya'll have me committed.

Grimm fairy tales were pretty grim in their original form. We've all be Disneized.

Something just popped into my head...

[chiri-chan.livejournal.com]

Chloe as Alice in Lewis Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland"

Hm... "Chloe in Smallville" just doesn't have the same ring. *laughs*

[tiffanynichelle.livejournal.com]

Ooh, this whole thing sounds like a lot of fn. If I could actually finish a fic I'd love to join in. Next best thing? Enjoy the hell out of everyone else's work.

Oh and damn that Madonna! She's catchy as hell, lol.

[plumsnickety.livejournal.com]

By Jove, I think I've got it - Mave's FRACTURED FAIRY TALES CHALLENGE. Because you can never quote things from Rocky and Bullwinkle enough.

And I think I'm going to try the dumpling one first. Because, y'know "dumpling" is such a damn fun word to say. *g*